What if _____ came to your house?

[Dullstar]

This one's from the old forums.  I was thinking about reviving the forum games anyways, so here goes.
We left off on "Coby" from tLSb.

KNOCK KNOCK
Dullstar:  Who's there this time?
*Gets up and answers the door*
Coby:  Hey, I'm Coby.  Who are you?
Dullstar:  Dullstar.
Coby:  Nice.
Dullstar:  Maybe we could play video games sometime.
Coby:  That would be nice.
Dullstar:  See you.  Keep in touch!

Dullstar sends The Doctor (you know, abducts Mimigas, red flowers/crystal?) to the next poster's house.

[The Doctor]

Sorry, might be exhibiting my ignorance, but how is this one played? O_o

[Clam]

This thread was on the old forum too. Have a look at that to see how it's done.

[Dullstar]

Okay, a poster will send something to your house.
Pretend you answer the door and there's a dialogue.
Then you send something to the next poster's house.

[The Doctor]

Something like...

*KNOCK KNOCK*
Jason
I wonder who that is.
opens the door
Jason
Oh, hello!
The Doctor
Nice day, isn't it. I was wondering if you wanted to come play baseball?
Jason
Only if we get to pick teams.
The Doctor
Oh, of course.
Jason
I want all the Mimigas!
The Doctor
No fair! ... Well, come on, we'll be late.
Jason
Sure! Be right out!

And then...

Jason
Calls his dear close and personal friend, Oscar Wilde, and persuades him to visit the next poster's house.

[Dullstar]

*KNOCK!*

Opens door
Dullstar:  Um...  hello.
Oscar:  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/huh.gif" alt="???" title="Huh?" class="smiley" />
Dullstar: http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/huh.gif" alt="???" title="Huh?" class="smiley" />
Oscar:   http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/smiley.gif" alt=":)" title="Smiley" class="smiley" />
Dullstar:  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/huh.gif" alt="???" title="Huh?" class="smiley" />
Oscar:  Uh... hi.
Dullstar: http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/huh.gif" alt="???" title="Huh?" class="smiley" />  Bye.
*SLAM*

An angry group of worms.

[The Doctor]

KNOCK KNOCK!
Jason
Oh, hello.
Worms
Yeah, hi. So, uh. You own 'dis joint?
Jason
Um, yeah?
Worms
So, mind if we live in your compost?
Jason
Not at all, come through!
Worms
Thanks, guy. You're not bad.

*ring ring. ring ring*
Jason
Oh, yeah, hi. Is the poster's seventh year math teacher around? Well, tell them I called, and that they need to go to the next poster's house pretty quick! OK, bye.
*click*

[Dullstar]

Close.  Sixth grade work?

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Ms. Taylor
GET THAT ASSIGNMENT BOOK FILLED OUT!  YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE IT DONE BY THE SECOND I WALK THROUGH THE DOOR!

Dullstar
This is my house, not your classroom.

*SLAM!*

The ghost of that worm I accidentally blew up in Worms Armageddon trying to remember what the controls were.

[The Doctor]

Close.  Sixth grade work?

Eh?

[Dullstar]

Just because I'm younger than pretty much anyone else on the forums does not mean I'm not a lemmings fan!  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" class="smiley" />

[The Doctor]

No, I mean, I don't understand what you meant.

Unless you mean you aren't old enough to have had a seventh year yet. Then, my bad. lol

Anyway...

Jason
Eh? Somebody's at the door.
Ghost worm
BOO!
Jason
AHHH!!! slams door

And off to visit the next poster, we see a Lemme Fatale making her way...

[Dullstar]

Lemme Fatale barges in the door as soon as she gets the chance to do it.

Dullstar:  What ARE you?
Lemme Fatale:  I am a beautiful female lemming.  Feel the wrath of my love.
Dullstar:  *falls over laughing* YOU?!  Someone falling in love with YOU?!  Why, you are the ugliest thing I've ever seen!  How could anything fall in love with you?!
Lemme Fatale:  Dang, it's not working.
Dullstar:  LEAVE.
Lemme Fatale:  But you haven't committed suicide from the love-
Dullstar:  Shut up.
*SLAM*
Lemme Fatale:  It's hard to get people to fall in love with me now that my face is covered with blood.  Ow...

Sends Audrey II to the next poster's house.
For those of us who don't know what that is:  click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audrey_II" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">here

[Burned]

I remember that plant! Although I've only watched the movie...

Ice_Eagle: *opens door*
Audrey II: FEED ME! FEED ME!
Ice_Eagle: Erm...with what?
Audrey II: Yourself. I want your blood! GIMME BLOOD...GIMME BLOOD...
Ice_Eagle:  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/angry.gif" alt=">" title="Angry" class="smiley" />
Audrey II: GIVE ME FOOD...FOOD...GLORIOUS FOOD...
Ice_Eagle: Do me a favor, and GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!! Thank you.  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" class="smiley" />
Audrey II: THAT'S IT!!!!

Audrey II tries to launch at my body, but, being an Ice Eagle, I freeze her tongue and her whole body. She then shatters into pieces.

Ice_Eagle sends Lampy (http://lampy.ytmnd.com/" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">http://lampy.ytmnd.com/) to the next poster's house.

[Dullstar]

Lampy knocks on door.
Dullstar:  Hello?  Wait, a huge plant?
Lampy:  I have a website too!
Dullstar:  You're related to the Macintosh Sprinkler, aren't you?
Lampy:  What?  What do you mean?
Dullstar:  How about your website shares the *.ytmnd.com part of the address?  And the part that the same logo is in the corner?
Lampy:  You mean I go t s t?
Dullstar:  LOL.  Now go away.
Lampy:  I have nowhere to go.
Dullstar:  Would you mind serving as a lamp?
Lampy:  OH SURE.
Dullstar takes Lampy into house and plugs him in without installing additional plugins.  Just in case, Dullstar forces Lampy to act like a lamp, or he will be thrown out.  Since Dullstar has no idea of the lamp's personality...

[Burned]

You haven't seen the Brave Little Toaster yet? Although I've only just seen it a few weeks ago. I thought a lot of people knew that movie lol.

BTW, Dullstar, who's coming to the next poster's house?