What if _____ came to your house?

[Dullstar]

Okay, we're back on track...

Well, I did mention a train in my last post, but you get the point.  Since you didn't provide an object, I'll go with that.

Dullstar hears loud noise outside.
Dullstar:  What the?
Train driver:  Invisible track!
Dullstar:  Invisible switch!

The train starts up again, but due to the switch it drives through the speakers used to create annoyingly loud parties by some neighbors.

The next object is a FLYING FOX.

[Minim]

The flying fox knocked at my door.
minimac opens the door...
Fox: Hello!
minimac: I dodn't know you can talk, why have you come to my house?
Fox: I want to be friends with you.
minimac: Sorry, I don't allow foxes in my house, I'm afraid, so out you go.

The Fox flies towards my chimney and swoops from there into my fireplace.

Fox: Hello!
minimac: How did you get down there?...

Next up: I

[GigaLem]

*knock knock*
(door open)
Giga:hi minimac
Minimac:hi Giga how ya doin
Giga:good!,How's the genesis levels coming
Minimac: awsome
Giga: well i see ya later

NEXT OBJECT:ED EDD 'n EDDY

[Dullstar]

*ding dong*
Due to a large number of random objects attacking, Dullstar checks who it is.
Dullstar:  Hmm, this could be interesting.
Edd tripped on Ed, who tripped on Eddy, who tripped on Edd.  Needless to say, I decide not to open the door.
*dddddddddddddddddddingdong*
Annoyed, I open the door and nearly die as they zip in.  Tux popped up out of nowhere and froze them.

Sends a giant ice cube to the next poster's house.

[GigaLem]

Ding dong
door opens
Giga:HOLY!!! http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/shocked.gif" alt=":o" title="Shocked" class="smiley" />
SLAM!!!!


Next object:Mr.driller

[Dullstar]

The doorbell rings.
Dullstar is too busy installing various Linux Distributions for no apparent reason to notice.  Getting angry, Mr. Driller drilled through the ceiling.  Dullstar called the cops and Mr. Driller was arrested.

An unusually large rabbit pushed off a really tall cliff.  And we mean REALLY TALL.

[GigaLem]

I was kinda expecting your house being filled with colored blocks

[Dullstar]

I was kinda expecting your house being filled with colored blocks

Huh?

[GigaLem]

in mr.driller theres color blocks all over the city
and susumu witch is mr.driller has to stop this mess

Door opens
Giga: hmmmmm...
SQUISH!!!!
Giga(realy hurt):owww........

[Dullstar]

After hearing the thud, I call ambulance to make sure Giga is alright.

[GigaLem]

Giga:i can't move my arms
Doctor:You'll back to normle in 3 weeks
Giga:3 WEEKS!!!
Doctor:Yep,Just after this BOOSTER SHOT!!!
Giga:BOOSTER SHOT _{Yipe 1 of the things for why im afaid of doctors}

next:object:Pancakes Yum

[Dullstar]

I see the pancakes, let them in, and soon they were gone...  never to return.

Waffle and Pudding (I suppose you could also put waffle pudding, although it might taste weird).

[Liebatron]

I open the door and there's waffles and pudding on my doorstep. Clearly this is going to be an excellent day.

The Waffles say "Hi"
...
This clearly was not a good day to get out of bed. I close the door and go back to bed. I REALLY hope this was a dream.

Next thing: The Beatles. All 4 of them.

[GigaLem]

Door opens
Giga walks to go to school
Giga:GAAH Im blocked!
Ringo:Hello!
Giga:Ringo starr!,Gorge herisson,John lennon,and Paul mcartney
What are you doing here and where am i
Paul:Your in the english garden and we live here
Giga:Isn't gorge and john dead
Gorge:You might find out this is..
Giga wakes up
Giga:A DREAM!!.....4:00 am WEARD! but cool

Next object:Pingu

[Dullstar]

Using the new peephole, I look through the door and proclaim, "Why is a cheap lemmings knockoff standing in front of my door?"

I let it in, but it forgets to make itself a floater, and falls down (because maximum fall distance is never enough).

A constipated rabbit