What if _____ came to your house?

[Timballisto]

*Hears strange sounds against door*

*Opens door*

"AHHHHHHHHH-GLUPUBUMUBUG"

*drowns*

Space Ghost

[Isu]

*I open the door*
Me: Hello?
Space Ghost: Bgtulohs Kjuah Juhdkio (The ghost, being from space, does not speak my tongue, I don't understand it.)
Me: Sorry, but only English speaking entities may talk to me.
*I close the door*

*Sends the next posters Evil twin to the next posters house*

[Timballisto]

Wrong Space Ghost.  He was a character in an old cartoon show and an old animated talk show  (O_o).

[Isu]

After rereading this post, I apologise for anything that I say that you my find offensive, it wasn't intentional.

Forgive me for not knowing about a character from an old cartoon show that nobody's probably ever heard of. that I've never heard of.

Awight then, how'd this sound:
*I open the door*
Me: Hello?
Space Ghost: Hello, I'm the Space Ghost.
Me: Who?
Space Ghost: The Space Ghost.
Me: I'm sorry, I only talk to characters that I know exist, good day
*I close the door*

*sends The same thing as I sent last time to the next posters house*

[Liebatron]

I hear knocking on the door(knocking because it hurts the door more than ringing the doorbell.) and go to answer it.
Me:Hello? Oh, hi evil twin, what are you doing here?
Evil twin: We're having an evil-fest on the eighth, you want to come?
Me: Sure, but i'm not sure if I can, * asks when, where, who's coming etc...
Evil twin answers questions, but gives me directions that take me through the center of the earth to get to it, and gives me the people's names in code...
Me: Ok, yeah wure, I'll go.
Evil twin: Ok, also do you have your (non-descript language other than german)1 book? I left mine at evilschool.
Me: I'm taking German, remember? The non-evil language?
Evil twin: Darn... Well could you just steal somebody's and give it to me?
Me:.uh...no.
Evil twin: Ooh, I have an idea!

ten minutes later:
Me: are you sure this is a good idea?
ET: nope.
*fires cannon at my neighbors house, runs inside wreckage and grabs conveniently placed Spanish 1 book.*
ET: bye! I hate you with the utmost sincerity!
Me: Me too!
I close the door (redundantly) and walk inside(so to speak).

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NOTE: I have nothing against Spanish or non-german languages, it's sim[ply a joke running around my school I hoped someone from some other school with a similar inside joke and Timballisto would understand

EDIT: you post is fine, don't worry about it. :tongue:

[Timballisto]

Forgive me for not knowing about a character from an old cartoon show that nobody's probably ever heard of. that I've never heard of.

lol.  Actually the old show and the talk show were pretty popular in their day.  Which, I find a little surprising personally.

[Ice_Eagle]

Green_Eagle opens his door to see one a blank posted message.

It suddenly read:

Green_Eagle opens his door to see one a blank posted message.

It suddenly read:

Green_Eagle: What the heck is that?
Then it wrote:

Green_Eagle: What the heck is that?
Then it wrote:

Green_Eagle gets the flying post thingy and rips it apart, then throws it in the trash can.

Green_Eagle: OMG that is so annoying!

Green_Eagle could still not figure out how he could turn into Ice_Eagle again. He sends Mater from the movie "Cars" to the next poster's house.

[DrLemmingsham]

*Mater knocks on door*

I answer.

"Oh, hi!", I say. "Where have you been?"

"Tractor tipping", Mater says.

"But it's only 7:47!" I say.

"Ok. Have you seen Lightning McQueen around here?" Mater says.

"No, havn't seen 'em.", I say. "BUT... I HAVE seen some tractors sleeping. They are over there..." *Points to backyard*

*Mater goes to tip them*


*Sends Luke Skywalker to next posters house*

[Timballisto]

*Luke knocks on door*

me:Hello?
Luke: USE THE FORCE!
me:...
Luke: USE THE FORCE!
me:...Um...Gandalf, get over here.
Luke: USE THE FORCE!
Gandalf: You shall not pass!
Luke:...Ah man...
*leaves*

I send Gandalf to the next house.

[DrLemmingsham]

I send Gandalf to the next house.

You mean the wizard, right? If I'm wrong, tell me, and I'll change it. Anyway...

*Gandalf knocks on door*
Me: Hello?
Gandalf: Hello, I would-
*Something very loud shakes the ground*
Me: WHOA! WHAT WAS THAT?
Gandalf: I think that was that Combine Tractor over there.
Me: *Looks. Sure enough, Mater had woke up Frank the Combine Tractor. Now Frank came and mowed my house down, dropping the rubble on top of the founation.*
Me: Gandalf, I think you should leave. Don't want Frank to mow you down too, eh?
Gandalf: *Immedietly leaves.*

*Sends Sonic the Hedgehog to next person's house*

[Liebatron]

Me: Umm... Hi, what the heck is a hedgehog doing on my doorstep? In fact, where the heck is all this stuff coming from.

Sonic: I come from a game programmers mind, ok? Now lemme in, the Federales are coming any second now and I need a place to hide.

* A huge truck comes through, annhilating all in it's path and flattening Sonic. The sky turns into a huge gameover screen and I die. Well, this sucks.

Before I died, I sent all the birds in Britain, Africa, Australia, and Brazil to the next poster's house.

[DrLemmingsham]

Me: *Looks at the roof, which is now in ruins, and sees billions of birds flying at me.*
Me: I'VE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!! *Runs into the basement, but that doesn't do any good since the entire door in sheared off*
Me: AHHHHHHHH!!!! WHO ON EARTH DID THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*Sends all the elephants in Africa to next posters house*

[Liebatron]

*Knock Knock Knock*
I answer the door:AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!*Squish*  MMMFFFFFFF!!!!!!
Thank you so much for crushing me in a stampede and destroying my house(+sarcasm.)
After taking all the peanuts in my house and crushing me, the elephants leave to squish my neighbor.

I sent global warming to the next poster.

[DrLemmingsham]

*Sees that the trees are melting, and takes escape pod to Texas*

*Sends Murtaugh (From Submachine) to next guy's house*

[2112]

*Opens door*
"Go home."
*slams door*

So, I'll send you Denis Leary.