5 word story

AstralLemming · September 18, 2005, 08:12:31 AM

Pigs hate pork pies because

Isu · September 18, 2005, 02:24:41 PM

they could be eating their

Ice_Eagle91 · September 18, 2005, 05:03:19 PM

own bodies, which tasted weird.

Lemika · September 22, 2005, 03:30:04 PM

Was this worse than cannibalism?

Isu · September 22, 2005, 06:21:06 PM

Well, no. It's roughly the

Timballisto · September 22, 2005, 07:16:11 PM

equivalent of a bad hamburger.

Lemika · September 23, 2005, 01:27:34 AM

And so, comforted by that

Ice_Eagle91 · September 23, 2005, 01:42:49 AM

the pigs started eating themselves.

Timballisto · September 23, 2005, 09:58:58 PM

They weren't all that smart.

Ice_Eagle91 · September 24, 2005, 02:46:30 AM

Lord Voldemort arrived and ate

Timballisto · September 24, 2005, 03:05:13 AM

stupidity. He became stupid. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh..."

Ice_Eagle91 · September 24, 2005, 04:25:19 PM

Harry Potter laughed out loud.

AstralLemming · September 26, 2005, 12:02:02 PM

Some person got a cold.

Ice_Eagle91 · September 26, 2005, 01:43:16 PM

That person was Draco Malfoy.

Isu · September 26, 2005, 05:03:01 PM

He held a contest of