5 word story

guest · August 23, 2005, 08:17:43 PM

cheese damages your arteries. There

Isu · August 23, 2005, 11:01:40 PM

are many ways in which

guest · August 23, 2005, 11:55:35 PM

platypusses can eat falling beans.

(story summary coming up)

guest · August 24, 2005, 12:40:51 AM

(I can't get it to work and I'm NOT doing a summary completely by hand! Maybe someone who's a better programmer can isolate all the posts.)

Timballisto · August 24, 2005, 12:49:33 AM

"Want some magic beans? They're

AstralLemming · August 24, 2005, 02:17:08 PM

very tasty." Said a lady

Isu · August 24, 2005, 05:06:16 PM

to an inexperienced young boy.

Timballisto · August 24, 2005, 08:54:20 PM

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?" said the boy. Dirt

Isu · August 24, 2005, 08:58:21 PM

realised that it was treated

AstralLemming · August 24, 2005, 09:16:02 PM

like itself. Something died horribly

Isu · August 24, 2005, 09:28:58 PM

during that experiment, and many

Timballisto · August 25, 2005, 02:32:57 AM

dirt grains weeped for eternity.

guest · August 28, 2005, 09:28:56 PM

Suddenly there was a huge

Isu · August 28, 2005, 11:48:34 PM

earthquake, measuring 9.6 on the

Lemika · August 29, 2005, 11:12:55 PM

Richter scale. Millions died of