Random Story

[Ice_Eagle]

Also, let's not forget the random story! It's pretty fun!

Lemmy's best brother-like friend Xan Kriegor had disappeared into nowhere, and Lemmy felt very lonely. He was watching Over the Hedge on his TV in his house.

Suddenly, the TV...

[Isu]

switched off.
"Hey," Lemmy cried "What's going on?"
It was a question he soon regretted asking. In fact, he regretted saying anything at all...

[Chmera]

...when he discovered that his TV had been shot from behind with a pistol by a weird critter, which then ate him.

[Mr. K]

Lemmy felt very uncomfortable, but who wouldn't after being devoured by such a critter!  He sat around, slowly disentegrating for many days until suddenly, unexpectedly, he was deposited onto the pavement among some droppings.  A wheelchair went by at 80 mph and ran him over... again. (ha ha, reference to an entry I made into this 2 years ago!)

[Ice_Eagle]

Then he formed up himself again, but with lots of fluids from the critter's insides.

Lemmy got so angry. He chased the old person on the wheelchair and kicked the wheelchair into the sky.

Lemmy then cried and roared out loud: "WHY MEEEEEEEEEEE??? WHY DO PEOPLE HATE ME???"

Lemmy cried as a blonde woman sat down and played this song:

Smelly cat, smelly cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat,
It's not your fault.

The woman was named Phoebe Buffay. Lemmy got really angry; he felt insulted. He was no cat, he was a lemming! And then, unexpectedly, he started to attack Phoebe Buffay by...

[Chmera]

Asphyxiating her with a giant rubber duck. She choked, died, and dropped a medallion of extreme plot significance.

[Mr. K]

But it instantly disappeared because the whole point of a random story is to NOT have a plotline.

Then, suddenly, CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE.

[Chmera]

EXPLODEEEEEEEEEEED.

Many people died because of this. Some potatoes then...

[Mr. K]

cooked themselves.  There was a great feast.

[Chmera]

Ch'mera ate almost all of it. The remains of the feast...

((Yay self-involving.))

[Ice_Eagle]

were eaten up by Lemmy.

Suddenly, somebody smacked Lemmy. It was a random person in a black robe! He clawed at Lemmy with his claws and blood trickled out, then took the rest of the potatoes.

Lemmy reacted by taking off the robe of the person. He was actually a skeleton!

Then, unexpectedy, the skeleton kicked the lemming into the sky!

[Chmera]

Lemmy died yet again when he hit the ground. Some foxes came and ate him.

[Mr. K]

Lemmy was in the middle of reincarnating a short distance away with a large grenade launcher when one of the foxes burped, causing a nuclear explosion that destroyed the entire area, which happened to be a nature preserve.  The only thing left was Lemmy, unconscious.  A park ranger found him (with his grenade launcher) and promptly had him arrested by the government.

[Ice_Eagle]

The park ranger was actually an X-Men Mutant in disguise. The mutant was...

[Chmera]

...actually in a coma. Somebody told him to do what he did. But who?