Pie Craft

[Liebatron]

Trap it in a bottle and have it make you a pie.

A memory of a vacation to Alaska.

[Ice_Eagle]

I told about my memory of a vacation to Alaska to a friend in the house. When the friend fell asleep from listening to me I took the pie from the oven and ran out of the house.

A Nintendo DS

[Isu]

I trade in my Nintendo DS and 3 ?20 notes at my local Game store for the new Nintendo DS Lite. instead of giving me a penny change, the person behind the counter offers me a pie.

Me, of course, seeing the yellow-e-y pastry, and wafting the tempting onion aroma of the pie I see before me, cannot refuse.

Doctor Who's TARDIS

[Ice_Eagle]

After a man destroyed my house because I stole many pies I used my TARDIS, which was hidden in a cave, to time-travel to 30 years ago (I was 20 and the man was 50). I went to that same man's house. He was standing by a lake with 3 pies next to him. I kicked him into the lake, then I quickly got the pie and then went back to the TARDIS, then time-traveled to the present day.

A forklift

[EvilWeevil]

I drive the forklift up a hill, then get out and give it a push. It goes hurtling into the side of a pie factory at the bottom, sending pies flying everywhere, and one lands right in my hands (which I proceed to eat messily).

A handkerchief.

[Ice_Eagle]

I drew a pie on a handkerchief and placed some "Pie Powder" on the drawing, then carefully put the handkerchief in the oven and set it for one hour. After cooking time's over I opened the oven door and look what I got! A tasty pie on top of a handkerchief!

Water bottle

[EvilWeevil]

I spill the contents of the bottle into a baker's eyes, then make a getaway with his pies while he can't see.

A smiley.

[Ice_Eagle]

I put the smiley on a poster, then made a speech bubble on it, saying:

I <3 Pies!

I made copies of the poster and put them all over the city, with my address on each poster. 5 days later people came to my house and gave me exactly 713 pies.

A Lemmings 3D Level

[Isu]

A Lemmings 3D level was destroyed by Lemmy in the 'Random story' thread. All that was left over was a pie. I looked and said 'Wow, a Pie!' so I ate it.

5 isosoles triangles and 3 different size spheres.

[Ice_Eagle]

I use the triangles as templates for making a triangle pie, baked it, and then put the three edible different size spheres on the top of the triangle pie.

A cracked plate

[Isu]

Using some 'Locktite Superglue', I carefully poured it into the cracks of my plate to make it as good as new, then I leave it for an hour to set. Afterwards, I take a pie mix out of my cupboard. It says on the packet "Heat in the microwave for two minutes and then add water. Two minutes later, I'm tucking into a glorious pie with complete disregard to any superglue that might not have set. Maybe that isn't such a good idea after all...

A Lorry full of smuggled ciggarettes

[Ice_Eagle]

I put the lorry's cigarettes on fire, then quickly pushed it into a house. When the house exploded because of the chemicals inside, a pie flew out and fell into my hands.

A broken Game Boy

[Mr. K]

I put the Game Boy on Ebay, claiming it to be a perfect condition original.  Some unsuspecting guy buys it for loads of money, I send the broken GB, then run off to buy pie.

[Ice_Eagle]

Since I don't have any object to use to get a pie I used the blank to draw a picture of a pie, then said a pie incantation 3 times, then a real pie replaced the drawing.

A red camera

[Isu]

This red camera has the ability to make photos real. I pop a couple of batteries into the camera, take three photos of pie. When I get the film developed, I end up with three pies also.

An overpriced PSP