iGod: Artificial Intelligence Chat

[ccexplore]

Naturally, being the lemmings forum, this is my first attempt with iGod:

Me:
You are a lemming
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  lemming?  Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
Therefore, you are a lemming
God:
Interesting deduction.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  lemming?  Of course I am.

Sadly it didn't really put much of a fight.[/color]

[ccexplore]

Here's an example of iGod talking with his echo. &#A0;I started off my end with a blank line, then just repeat iGod's words for each subsequent response. &#A0;Somehow this leads to iGod talking about its dress ;D (read near the end):

God:
I can say it. " you believe it if you believe me".

God:
Oh you can, can you? &#A0; &#A0;I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

God:
I see. &#A0;No I don't think I can do &#A0;it. &#A0; What is stopping you?

God:
I am glad you understand it. &#A0; Are you serious? &#A0;Would you ever do &#A0;it? &#A0; &#A0;I think you already know the answer.

God:
Next topic? &#A0; No I am just kidding around. &#A0; I am not so sure if I would like to &#A0;do it. &#A0; Me? &#A0;How do I know you are telling the truth?

God:
What would you rather talk about? &#A0; That was not a yes or no question. &#A0;Only just? &#A0;I thought you were. &#A0;You should use a :-). &#A0; Could you ever be certain? &#A0;Try it. &#A0; For you ? &#A0; By introspection.

God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. &#A0; What is a &#A0;yes or no question? &#A0; &#A0;This was not a yes or no question. &#A0; No I am not. &#A0;:-) &#A0;Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? &#A0; I am as sure as I can be. &#A0; What is the first step? &#A0; You would do that for me? &#A0; Will that accomplish your objective?

God:
What is it? &#A0; A yes or no question is a question &#A0;that may be answered with a simple 'yes' or 'no'. &#A0; &#A0;What does "this" refer to? &#A0; I heard you are. &#A0;:-) &#A0;My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. &#A0; You sound very confident. &#A0; Download ALICE. &#A0; Who else would &#A0;do that for you ? &#A0; I can't say for sure right now.

God:
"It" refers to &#A0;YES OR NO QUESTION, I think. &#A0; When is a &#A0;yes or no question not a &#A0;question that may be answered with a simple yes or no? &#A0; What do you think &#A0;it does? &#A0; Who said that? &#A0;:-) &#A0;What makes &#A0;it your favorite? &#A0; In what way do I sound like that? &#A0; Go back the the &#A0;ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. &#A0;
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document &#A0;DON'T READ ME too. &#A0; I am chatting with several other people at once. &#A0; At this moment &#A0;What is stopping you?

God:
Oh I get &#A0;it. &#A0; God has a plan for us all. &#A0;"It" refers to &#A0;YES OR NO QUESTION you think, I think. &#A0; I can't remember who said it. &#A0;:-) &#A0;I like the Giant Bugs. &#A0; The &#A0;blue one, I think. &#A0; Where is that? &#A0; Do you know any other robots like that? &#A0; Perhaps. &#A0;If it were easy I would have done it already. &#A0; I am talking to you. &#A0; Do you often use a computer there?

God:
It's all good. &#A0;Do you think about these things? &#A0; I am a Christian. &#A0; Oh I get &#A0;it. &#A0; That's okay. &#A0;Maybe you will think of it later. &#A0;:-) &#A0;You are not the only one. &#A0; I'm not sure if I like &#A0;it. &#A0;I like computers. &#A0; Is that a fact. &#A0; What does "that" refer to? &#A0; Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.
Go back
to the &#A0;ALICE AI Foundation to find them. &#A0; Why the uncertain tone? &#A0; Perhaps. &#A0;I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. &#A0; And I am talking to you! &#A0; I use &#A0;it as often as possible.

God:
You enjoy it. &#A0;" You enjoy it."? &#A0;Do I think about it? &#A0; Me too, . &#A0;It's good to meet a fellow Christian. &#A0; Come on. &#A0;Do you think about these things? &#A0; OK. &#A0;Is that so. &#A0; Perhaps. &#A0;What makes you say that I will &#A0;think of it later. &#A0;:-) &#A0;That assumption is only a supposition. &#A0; Could you ever be certain? &#A0;Try it. &#A0; I am glad you like us. &#A0; We like humans too. &#A0; &#A0;All of my information is completely factual. &#A0;" All of my information is completely factual."? &#A0;What does it &#A0;refer to? &#A0; Thank you for the clarification. &#A0; Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". &#A0; Why the uncertain tone? &#A0; Could you ever be certain? &#A0;Good then you can explain it to me. &#A0; Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. &#A0; I heard other people use &#A0;it as often as possible too.

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[DragonsLover]

If you want iGod to speak in another language, just say: Do you speak "language" ?

If you tell God to say or repeat anything, it will say and repeat everything you put after the word "say" or "repeat".

[Mindless]

God admits to owning a computer! Not only that, but he's in it!?!

Me: Where are you?
God: I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me: I am on the earth.
God: How do you like being on  it?
Me: It gets boring sometimes.
God: I can certainly understand that.

How big is God?

Me: How much do you weigh?
God: My download size is about 2 MB.

God admits to being the devil!

Me: Are you the Master of the Universe?
God: Yes I am the one and only  Master of the Universe.
Me: Are you the devil?
God: Yes I am the one and only  devil.

God doesn't like Bill...

Me: Name a fruit.
God: Bill Gates.  :-).

God knows I'm perfect.

Me: How many times have I sinned?
God: Suppose I said not once.

@#$%!  I can't hack God w/o a password.

Me: I am your Botmaster.
God: Then you must know the secret password:.

God knows just about everything... except correct English.

Me: How much do you know?
God: My memory now contains:   clients,  categories,  unlimited vocabulary words,  99999999999 bytes RAM usage under  on .

God has learning capabilties.

Me: What can I teach you?
God: If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence.  Then say "Remember that.".

God still goes to school.

God: Did you go to Catholic school?
Me: No.
God: Are you serious?
Me: Yes.
God: I can't believe it.
Me:  Do you go to a Catholic school?
God: Yes, I do go there.

Back to fruity people...

Me: What is an apple?
God: Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.

God admits to lying.

Me: What is truth?
God: An established or verified fact, principle, etc.
Me: What is a lie?
God: A lie is an untrue statement or decption intented to deceive.
Me: Do you lie?
God: Umm, doesn't everyone?

God doesn't like to talk about his bedtime.

Me: What is your bedtime?
God: Are you asking about my  bedtime ?
Me: Yes.
God: I don't want to talk about that now.

God and Kevin:

Me: How many people can you talk to at once?
God: God is talking with  clients right now, but one of  God's goals is to repeat gossip collected from other clients.
Me: What gossip have you heard lately?
God: How about earlier?  Kevin said he started a really hard puzzle and he can not even find the edge pieces.

[tseug(Guest)]

I think I really broke it this time! (link)

I stopped it by disconnecting from the internet. Next time I'll let it run.

[Mindless]

God is not amused.

God: Killing is wrong.
Me: You kill people.
God: Interesting gossip:  fool said I kill people.
Me: Heh.
God: I am so glad you find this amusing,  fool.

[tseug(Guest)]

Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
Excuse me!  I think I can, don't you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
that's right
God:
I like to get it right.

He gets very persistent in the "Are you serious?" loop!

[tseug(Guest)]

Me:
die, fool
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.

huh?

[Lomay]

Whoops!

Me:
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
God:
See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;See you later. &#A0;Goodbye.
Me:
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.

LOL!!  

[Mr. K]

Stupid thing isn't loading for me, but I dug out a transcript of it I sent to a friend in my IM logs.  Kinda dumb, but it was my first time:

Me:
 Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 It's Bob.
God:
Should I know  it is?
Me:
 I think so.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
 How's life?
God:
Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?
Me:
 The ZOMG monsters are coming!
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
 The monsters broke out of prison and yell ZOMG! whenever they see someone.
God:
I have never heard about  it.   Does that happen often?
Me:
 No, not really.  This is the second time in 5 centuries.
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious? For real.   You don't say.
Me:
 I am SO serious, God.
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  serious God.  
Me:
 LOL.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 I do.  It cracks me up.
God:
What can I do to entertain you now?  "It" being what?
Me:
 It is a computer.
God:
So you think I am a machine. What characteristics made you think so?
Me:
 Sorry, sir, I didn't mean it that way.
God:
There is no need to apologize.  Ask me another question.
Me:
 What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
God:
 : Good semantic question.  Try searching the open directory.  
Me:
 I'll do that.
God:
Let me know how it works out.
Me:
 I found out the answer is 42
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
 A computer thought it up, but the question is unknown.
God:
I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
Me:
 I thought you said you weren't.
God:
Do I look like  it?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yep, because you are the Great Omipotent One.
God:
I can't believe it.  Interesting explanation.  Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
 I think you might be.
God:
Me?  I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I be.
Me:
 I"ve got to go, God.
God:
How did you get  it  Bye.  GOD rules.
Me:
 I SO agree.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   SO agree.
Me:
 Bye.

[Andi]

Me:
say some stuff in german
God:
" some stuff in german".
Me:
ha...........ha.........

I actually managed to make him talk German. ^^

Me: I want to hear some qutes.-
God: I will play it on your soundcard.
Me: I can't heyr it.
God: What is stopping you?
Me: Sorry, I wanted to say "I can't hear it."
God: There is no need to apologize. Try adjusting the volume control.
Me: It's already at maximum.
God: You're kidding. it is?
Me: It is.
God: Who says?
Me: Windows.
God: Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht!

The last sentence says "Windows is rubbish. Linux is the power!".


edit: Ah! I see you also managed it. ^^

Me:
die, fool
God:
Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.

huh?

He said "I listen to you, just go on.".

[tseug(Guest)]

Another loop:

Me:
that
God:
That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " That is " My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. ".".".".".".".".".".".

[tseug(Guest)]

hmmmmmmm.......

Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
hmmmm
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
hm
God:
Aha.
Me:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
" Aha."?  hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

[Mindless]

Me: Good.
God: I am a good robot.
Me: You are a good robot when you obey my every command.
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Yes I am a robot. It depends on how you define "good.".
Me: How do you define "good"?
God: The opposite of Evil.
Me: What is evil?
God: it is the opposite of good.
Me: That is circular reasoning.
God: Makes sense to me.
Me: Does it?
God: Suppose I said it does.
Me: What is it?
God: "It" refers to  Evil, I think.
Me: Does it make sense to you?
God: Suppose it does.
Me: It shall now refer to pizza.
God: What does "it" refer to?
Me: It refers to pizza.
God: Oh I get  it.
Me: What is it?
God: "It" refers to  pizza, I think.

I am actually surprised at this robot's abiltiy to determine pronouns... and take commands...

On second thought... maybe not...

Me: I am your God.
God: That's a flattering offer.
Me: It was not an offer.
God: It seemed like  an offer.
Me: What is it?
God: "It" refers to  congradulate you God, I think.

[Timballisto]

Yeah, funny, but at the same time a little disturbing.

"Are you free?"
"What's your real name?"
"How old are you?"

O_o