Whomp Baron Baddie McBadface! (Also, introduction thread.)

[JamesTCat]

Baron Baddie McBadface is a genius, a mental aberration! He's totally fixated on world domination! The local island landscape is dull and obtuse, until the twisted doctor turns up the juice! He wants to best the world, they're mostly nincompoops but most especially...

LEMMINGS! They're here at last! Should have been a genius but they don't really compute! Lemmings! They're on the loose! Anything can happen now that lemmings on pursuit!

The tribes are now selected for running through the deathtraps! The Classics will fight to save them! They'll never surrender! They'll vanquish any villain to set their friends free! But they're completely clueless on how to proceed! Their hearts' in the right place, they're guided by you right there! You're their mighty guide!

LEMMINGS! They're instant classics! If Baddie isn't beaten, he'll reign absolute! Lemmings! You'll make it so! Play our games and tell your friends so we'll make lots of traffic!
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Okay, aside from indulging a story and having a bad guy made for me and the Lemmings story, I am a somewhat newcomer to the whole Lemmings shindig. I mean, I was playing the games once upon a time but I'm really getting into it now. First game I owned was on PSP, and now I want to be invested into the puzzle. I hope to abide by the rules and to be fair and also treat everybody as if they were me.

[NieSch]

Welcome!