Random Game: Pie Craft

[Ice_Eagle91]

I rolled the dice six times in front of six men, getting all six, which resulted in winning an enormous tasty pie.

Stapler

[ccexplore]

With my stapler, I stapled my newly unearthed missing page to the Grande Booke of Magick back into its proper place in the Booke.  I then wield the power of the Booke to conjure up the tastiest pie in the World.


....sandbag

[Jazzem]

I'll put a sand bag on my head, run into the shop and do a terrible impression of a mummy. Then, when everyone has run away scared, pie delight!

Horse saddle.

[Adam]

I put the horse saddle on my horse's back and rode to the pie factory where I knickererered a few pies.

A pane of glass...

[Conway]

I used the glass to cut to peices anyone who stood in the way of my pie.

  A road map.

[drumnbach]

I use the road map as a navigation aid to find Piesville. I buy some pies there.

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A two pence coin in the street that's been tarmacked over.

[ccexplore]

While drumbach is busy staring at the two pence coin in the street that's been tarmacked over, I stole one of his pies.

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toilet

[Isu]

After waiting for the binmen to remove my unwanted toilet I pay him &#A3;30 to recieve all the pie he has. (unfortunately, he had but one)

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Pentogram

[Ice_Eagle91]

For the drawing contest, I drew a pentogram on a piece of paper. Since I was 2nd runner up, I won a lot of pies!

Laser

[Conway]

There was a contest. Whoever could cook the pie the quickest won the pie. Since I used my laser, I won.

  Toothpick

[drumnbach]

Using the toothpick, I pick the remnants of a pie I ate earlier from my teeth. I consolidate these pie-bits into a brand new pie, which I eat.

Europa, Jupiter\s icy moon

[Jazzem]

I shall play tennis wih the owner of thepie shop, with Jupiter's moon as the ball. When he's frozen, I'll gallop down to the pie shop and share the pie's 50/50 with the moon.

Frisbee.

[Ice_Eagle91]

I hurled a frisbee onto a tapestry. The tapestry ripped, then pies fell out.

Toaster

[Lemika]

The toaster is somewhat cumbersome, but I still manage to hurl it with deadly accuracy through the window, startling everyone in the pie shop so much that I can quickly sneak in from the back and steal their pies unnoticed.



A pogo stick.

[drumnbach]

A particularly reckless pogo session results in my genitalia being impaled on a pogo stick. A friend visits me in hospital and consoles me with a pie.

A tiny cotton spool with eyes and legs