Post your REALLY bad puns here!

[Colorful Arty]

Guitar amps are the current trend.

Shocking isn't it?

Ohm my gosh, these puns are bad.

[GigaLem]

You know when Torque shot down the dreadnought, this is what he said to himself

"gee Brev, Im Dreadfully sorry about your Dreadnought"

[nin10doadict]

Actually seems to me that he was naught sorry at all

[LemSteven]

Recently one of my coworkers totaled his car when a doe jumped out on the highway in front of him.

My initial reaction upon hearing the news: "Oh, deer!"

[Colorful Arty]

That's going to cost a few bucks. D'oh!

[GigaLem]

At least you buckled up

[PixieDreams]

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

[Colorful Arty]

On the rare occasion someone makes a steak pun, it's never well done.

[mobius]

^ that kind of pun is quite rare.

[Colorful Arty]

You got a beef with my pun? XD

[GigaLem]

I got no beef with it, its just down to the bone

[Colorful Arty]

Hardware puns are quite... riveting.

Nailed it!

[Nessy]

I couldn't nail that hardware pun... I'm screwed!

[Proxima]

Two hardware puns in a row. I'm board already.

[Colorful Arty]

Three in a row? That puts a wrench in things!