Post your REALLY bad puns here!

Colorful Arty · October 03, 2016, 01:14:52 AM

A board for posting bad puns exclusively. For example:

Honeycomb levels are really BEE-utiful aren't they?

Proxima · October 03, 2016, 01:15:49 AM

Level title from my Cheapo sets: "This title is a Lem pun"

GigaLem · October 03, 2016, 01:24:03 AM

I can't BEE-lieve how much we groaned during that stream, if i were a sheep i'd say it was Baaaaaaaaaaad

Colorful Arty · October 03, 2016, 01:24:30 AM

It's said one large brewery waters down their beer. The customers are none the weiser.

chaos_defrost · October 03, 2016, 01:47:10 AM

I have a lot of wonderful puns, you can even call them punderful ones.

.... that's a Spoonerism, wait, never mind. Wrong thread.

GigaLem · October 04, 2016, 03:46:47 AM

Quote from: Insane Steve on October 03, 2016, 01:47:10 AM
I have a lot of wonderful puns, you can even call them punderful ones.

.... that's a Spoonerism, wait, never mind. Wrong thread.

pardon my french but

fork you

Colorful Arty · October 08, 2016, 02:19:51 AM

Arrow jokes always get to the point quickly.

GigaLem · October 08, 2016, 09:26:29 PM

Quote from: Colorful Arty on October 08, 2016, 02:19:51 AM
Arrow jokes always get to the point quickly.

Took that one to the knee

CosmicLemming · October 09, 2016, 06:14:36 AM

What do you get when a Lemming and a Clam make a baby?

A CLEM!

Colorful Arty · October 09, 2016, 07:47:58 PM

If you're having trouble programming in C, I can give you a few pointers.

Simon · October 09, 2016, 08:45:40 PM

Such as char *izard;

-- Simon

Colorful Arty · October 09, 2016, 10:45:09 PM

have you no int *egrity;

Colorful Arty · November 02, 2016, 03:13:21 PM

Allergies are nothing to sneeze at.

Colorful Arty · November 16, 2016, 05:04:34 AM

Say what you will about Claude Monet, but he knew how to make a good impression.

Colorful Arty · January 14, 2017, 09:40:28 PM

A man walks into a bar and exclaims, "There's a large group of cattle on Main Street!" Everyone in the bar rushed to Main Street and see them, but there were no cows there. People asked the man "where are the cows? Didn't you see them before you told us?" The man looked sheepish and replied "No, I thought that's what someone told me, but I must have herd them wrong."