The Endless Sentence

[G3K]

[Just depends how extreme a Christian you are... assuming you are one]

[Lemika]

[Yeah, I guess. I don't think it's the worst thing you could say, certainly.]

they all picked up shovels, and started hitting each other, and then they fell through a rift in the ground and it closed over them, and then they were totally destroyed, and that was the last anyone heard of them, and ...

[Lemeri]

thus when the famous historian Manckar Maglarn found their bodies, he was so surpised that he got on a train heading for L.A. instead of Chicago, which was were he had meant to go, and he was so angry that he shot the driver and...

[Lemika]

was arrested for crimes against the crown, as the bus driver was actually the King, and was sent to jail, and was almost hung, and ...

[namida]

was saved just in time by a clone made by combining...

admin: the Steaver-Meter is still growing!

[Lemika]

vile lifeforms and juice, and they were sent to kill the man who killed the King, and they didn't succeed, so they...

[Lemeri]

bacame powers of their own among the Baatezu devils, seeking power and wealth, which of course, they did not get, however...

[Lemika]

they did get something much better, in other words great ratings, so they were happy, and went on their way, and then...

[Lemeri]

an evil psychopath killed them, sending their taint BACK to Bhaal, thus...

[Lemika]

destroying any chance of the demons cursing at him any longer, and then they decided to do more murder, and blood flew everywhere, and...

[Timballisto]

Steaver:  Keep this stuff elsewhere!  

while Timballisto's s|utty daughter was sleeping with Steaver370 for reasons unknown to anyone else even though everyone else couldn't understand why Steaver would sleep with such a s|ut, until someone asked him and he said "I didn't know she was a s|ut" but sounded as if he was lying because...

[Timballisto]

evil jims invaded the world and set up an evil regiem that annihilated all universes, and then people took refuge in Lemmings Universe, where defenses were set up and a revolt was being planned...

[Ice_Eagle91]

because those who said bad words are punished, so...

[Lemeri]

that they may say no more bad words after the Black Day of November, on which the sky turns black, and the hangings begin at noon, so....

[Lemika]

they all had a hideous shooting match of death, and most of them died before they could be hung, and then the rest were hung by the neck until dead, and then...