The Endless Sentence

[Lemeri]

, in which a million fates awaited them at the hands of their tormentors, the brutal and arrogent Bf'gannkiol, who where the demon-spawn of the abyss and thus thought themselves better then all the lessar demon-spawn, be they of the abyss or not, though those of the abyss where greater then those who where merely demon-spawn of the earth, there being few of those, and fewer still who lived where any may see them, as opposed to the lightless depths of the underground, feasting on the souls of the living and drinking blood at night with their stew, which was made by Skaarj as a special battle treat, usually reserved for the night of a Tournament, in which, of course the Skaarj where the winners, as opposed to...

[Lemika]

those who challenged them, who usually ended up blackened skeletons, which they didn't like at all, and which made them very uncomfortable when it happened, and then they decided to drink some weird stuff, which made them feel very ill, and then...

[namida]

along came Steaver and told everyone about his new girlfriend, Matty, then took out a knife and killed himself, so that he could return to life as the new Subete Wo Koeshimono, however his attempts failed and he returned to life as himself, exactly how he had been five minutes before death, except he had knives in the place of middle fingers, so he decided to try and kill Lem'ka, but that failed because she was busy trying to banish Andi to hell, which failed because he was busy trying to banish Timballisto to hell, which failed because he was busy trying to banish Tumbleweed to hell, which failed because he was busy trying to banish...

[Lemika]

all life to the deep dark oceans, which was a bad idea, because there was already life down there, and they may not have managed to coexist with the life, which was very unusual, and then he decided to burn his blood in a cauldron and find out what happened, and that caused...

[Lemeri]

the Iron Skull Skaarj to get angry, and challenge the arrogent creature to UT2004, in which, everyone knew the Skaarj would be the winners, but some poor fools threw their lot in with Tumbleweed, which was a fool thing to do because Tumbleweed, as every wise person knew he would, lost the match to the Iron Skull Skaarj, and Clan Lord danced a jig as his creatures tore the Lemming team to bits and used their flesh to make their famous stew, which they gave to the Bf'gannkiol, who where outraged that Lemming had been used to make it, and started a war with the Skaarj, which was a bad idea, since the Skaarj are unbeatable, unless the challenger is possesed of a Flak Cannon and a double damage power up, neither of which where the Bf'gannkiol possesed of, and, since they knew not where to get such, their chances of winning looked slim, seeing as the Skaarj did indeed have super powered flak which they took from their mothership, before it was destroyed by human forces in the Human/Skaarj wars, and later by many teams of the Tournament, or not destoryed, for many of them failed in their mission, since the Skaarj are almost undefeatable, until one day...

[Lemika]

by freak chance, somebody found out their weakness, and then they defeated them, and went out to celebrate, and got mightily drunk on rum, and then...

[Ice_Eagle91]

[How many times do I have to say stop saying bad words such as h*ll? &#A0;)

[And what Lem'ka said in the 5-word-stories, no putting other people's actions in. We feel hurt that way, Steaver370!  )

Mr Ksoft and Shadow knocked out Steaver because he said the word "h*ll" and making other people do stuff then...

[Shadow_94]

everyone fainted and...

[Mr. K]

woke up to a pink sky and sounds of 'oink' and realized a giant pig was floating in the atmosphere and were planning to..

[Lemika]

cook them all for its feast, and since it was having pork on the table, it was also going to be a cannibal feast, which made them shudder with horror, until they found out that it was all fake, and there was no real danger involved, they had only been hallucinating all this crazy stuff, and were in fact only in a deserted barnyard, which was bad enough, because they had no idea whatsoever where it was, and there wasn't even anything to kill, and that really annoyed them, and then...

[Lemeri]

the giant trundle bug, Gort, came along and killed a barnyard hen, but...

[Shadow_94]

he stinks, so...

[namida]

the oblivious retard told him to cross the road, also telling IceEagle that hell wasn't a swear word, because it's a place where evil people go, according to Christians, which there is no proof that it is actually true, but there is no way to prove it is false either, therefore everyone wondered about what was true, and eventually decided to just play Lemmings...

[Andi]

1st: Stop talking bad about other members.
2nd: Why is h*ll, a bad word?

[Lemeri]

[H*ll is usually considered a swear word, so I suppose that is why it is a bad word...]

, but they all lost on level 17 of taxing, bacuse the said was a horrid place, untill a guy named Horus appeared and said 'Hachugi de paisann', so...