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[Mr. K]

He plunged to the ground and lost all consciousness. He was now alone, and when he awoke, he did not know his location. He was standing on a red rock, surrounded by streetlights. The lights swung down onto Lemmy's head, cracking it open.

[Lemika]

"D-doctor!" Lemmy gasped, feebly groping around for something to pull himself to his feet on. Then he collapsed.

When he came to, he was in the hospital again.

[Lemeri]

"You again?" The doctor cried "I've had enough of you!"

[Lemika]

"But... head... streetlamp... fallen..." Lemmy muttered. He felt decidely unwell, and he didn't think the doctor was doing anything about it. "Lawsuit!" he shreiked, propping himself up on his elbows. "Sue... if you don't... heal me!" he fell down with a dramatic gasp.
The doctor shrugged. "I have a good lawyer. I have money to spare. And I hate you --- aawwwaaghk!" he roared, plunging forwards on his face with a bullet in his back.
"Now how'm I gonna get healed?" Lemmy muttered, looking around for the doctor's killer. It was...

[Lemeri]

Xan Kriegor.
"Care for some coffee?"

[Lemika]

"Nooooo!" Lemmy yelled. "Not you again!" but he snatched the coffee up and quickly guzzled it, and tossed the cup away.
"Now... why are you here?" he wanted to know.
There was no answer right away. Then...

[Lemeri]

Lemmy clutched at his pelvis in horror as a sensation like burning oil flowed through his body. When it was over, Lemmy was holding his pelvis in his hands, and Xan was looking at him oddly.
"AAARRRGGGHHH!" Lemmy roared "WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!?" he hurled the pelvis at Xan, but it bounced offf the robot's thick metal hide.

[Liebatron]

suddenly xan dissapeared in a mist of light and where the hologram used to be there was a speaker, "I'll get you someday lemmy, when you least expect it."

[Mr. K]

Lemmy had defeated Xan, but his head was still cracked open. He went to find another hospital.

[Lemeri]

But none of them would except him. The League of Doctors had him drummed out of town.

[Ice_Eagle91]

And because of the suffering, Lemmy had bloodshed.

[namida]

But hope was not over for Lemmy.

Correction: It was.

[Mr. K]

He came back, of course. Why wouldn't he?

[Ice_Eagle91]

He wouldn't, because those people did lots of malicious actions that made Lemmy have bloodshed. But Lemmy returned for...

Revenge!

"I'LL HURT YOU ALL!!!" said Lemmy with a big bang. But the people didn't say anything, because there were no storylines. "No more storylines? Sigh, this is tedious."

[Mr. K]

But then the storyline returned and Lemmy started firing a machine gun at people. Everyone died except Lemmy.