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[namida]

Lemmy was about to blow up the universe, when the words "Game Over" came up on his computer screen. He thought "Where have I seen game over before?". G3K appeared and laughed at Lemmy, then said "Nothing says ''You Suck'' better than a Game Over screen!", then disappeared.

Lemmy was so horrified. He had been trying for months to beat his "Destroy The Universe" RPG game, and got game over. Because his mother had eaten his hard drive, he couldn't load his saved game either, and he had to start again!

[Lemika]

Lemmy cursed his mother vilely for chewing up his harddisc. He ranted, raved, and eventually fell down with a grinding sound on his own keyboard, with his fists sticking through the screen of his monitor. He muttered something low in his throat about feeling the electronic impulses, and then he was somehow sucked into the digital world...

[namida]

momentarially, before being blasted out into the fireplace, and being burned to death.

On the other side of Lemmings Universe, he was reborn as a lemming of the Polar tribe.

[Lemeri]

Sadly, (for Lemmy) the Polar Tribe where suffering heavy casualties at that time, and as Lemmy's foot slipped on the rock face, he...

[Lemika]

fell head-first into icy cold water. This came as somewhat of a shock to poor Lemmy, and he screamed and floundered around in the water for quite some time, until he figured out he actually wasn't dying. He took a few seconds to reflect on this, and then dived down under the water. He saw looming up ahead of him, a ship covered with...

[Lemeri]

nasty little skeletons. The horrid creatures dived at him, shouting strangled cries through their rotting throats. Lemmy ran for his life.

[Lemika]

"Aiee! Skeletons that still have throats!" Lemmy screamed. "I cannot - comprehend - so dark - so - so -" muttering dark, broken thoughts, he plunged into the ocean again.
His vision went dark for a few seconds, and then it cleared. Horrible, dark shapes loomed and reared out of the darkness in front of him, and he thought he could hear gibbering noises surrounding him. His hands groped uselessly for some way to hold on to something. He was quite certain he was drowing again.
And then throughout the hellish landscape, a change occured...

[Lemeri]

and, to his profound horror, Lemmy realized he was really in the docking bay of the Skaarj mothership! He screamed a scream of pure dread and horror.

[Lemika]

He also flailed his arms out backwards, and in zero g, this propelled him out into space. He almost died from panic, but then he realized he was somehow wearing a spacesuit. "Nifty," he remarked. Something bumped against him. It was...

[Ice_Eagle91]

nothing. Why? Because Lemmy is bored of this story, so he jumped out the book, hit the author, and created the story himself.

[Shadow_94]

Lemmy got a Yu-gi-oh card.

[Mr. K]

He said "I hate Yu-gi-oh" and tore it up. But then the creature in the card attacked him!

[Lemika]

"No!" he shouted. "Why me? Why am I always being attacked by twisted, depraved, and hellish monsters? Why am I consigned to having demon powers for only a short time, to have them ripped from me again? WHY?!"
While he was raging, the thing had time to scuttle away, and it camed back with...

[Lemeri]

the body of the author in it's scaly little claws. It waved the dead author around under Lemmy's nose.

[G3K]

Mr. T suddenly appeared, proclaiming that it was "hammertime".