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[namida]

A dog came along and said "I have a butt. Would you kiss it please?" to Lemmy.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then Lemmy ripped its heart out. Lemmy walked out and went to Rouge to give her a rude haiku.

Rouge read it. It says:

Greetings, Rouge, ma'am.
I will knock your pants out.
I hope you'll die.

Please eat my shorts,
with 12 minutes left,
Or you'll die instantly.

I aim it at you at the next stab.
Are you ready to meat your end?
Goodbye, Rouge, Ma'am.

"Flawed. Look, Lemmy, sir, you did not spell 'meet' properly. And look at those haikus!"

(The reason the haiku is flawed is so that Rouge will correct Lemmy)

[Lemeri]

Rouge tore the insulting peice of paper up, and lept off a tall skyscraper shouting "THE END OF THE WORLD!"

[Ice_Eagle91]

Rouge gave the same haiku that she PMed to Lemmy.

[Lemeri]

Xan's firewall blocked the email. Lemmy sang a chant.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He chanted:

"O, Rouge, ma'am, you shall retreat. You Inuit, please die, ma'am. I aim it at you at the next stab. It's the end of the words. Goodbye, Rouge, sir!"

Then Lemmy tossed a Yu-gi-oh card to her. Rouge said "YU-GI-OH'S DIRT!" and then...

[Lemeri]

died horrible because the Yu-Gi-Oh card was enchanted with death magic.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But since they're ghosts, they can never die. Lemmy then wrote another insulting note, which says:

[Lemeri]

You suck worse then anything, Rouge
You're just like a stooge!

Lemmy laughed himself silly.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Rouge gave an insulting paper back, which says:

You stink!
Really!
I hate you a lot!
Girls rule! Boys drool!

Lemmy, sir, you will see those mean pictures soon!

Then Rouge tossed the ff. pictures to Lemmy:

 ,   ,  :x,  :shutup:,  ,  

[Lemeri]

Lemmy laughed himself sick.
"Men in trechcoats? That's pathetic"

[Ice_Eagle91]

"You're apathetic, Lemmy, sir!" screamed Rouge. Suddenly, words appeared in front of Rouge. They said:

Oblivion
Zanmato
Temple of Oblivion
Warped Out
Unpossible!
Connection Error
Postcard from the Green Hill Zone

Rouge touched one of the words. That word was:

[Lemeri]

"Connection Error"

A little spark appeared above her head, and she fell dead. But she re-incarnated as a gas station attendent.

[Lemika]

Lemmy drove by in his gas-guzzling SUV just to sneer at her.
"Hah, I've ruined your life!" he laughed. "You will DIE here! The fumes from the fuel will put out your lights! Bwah hah hah!"
And then he drove away again. Rouge shook her fist at him, a snarl etched across her features. Lemmy pulled out an automatic, a grimace of pure joy stretched across his face, and he gunned her down. She fell limply in a puddle of blood.
Lemmy drove away, snickering and waving the gun around.

[Lemeri]

He stopped by an eatery, and when he came out, he found a couple of repo men stealing his car. One of them leaned out the window and shot him in the face. He crumpled. In his last moments he realized that the one who shot him was Xan Kriegor.