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[Ice_Eagle91]

But after that, the League of Doctors had him drummed out of town. And because of the suffering, Lemmy had bloodshed, again.

History is repeating itself, thought Lemmy.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Again, it happened!

[Lemeri]

He did not need one. But a guy came in and hired Lemmy to star in the remake of 'The Psycho'

[Ice_Eagle91]

They walked in, and Lemmy found a jar of Lemmy's blood. Lemmy drank it (EWW!!!) and got his blood back. However, he found out that it wasn't his blood.

[Lemeri]

Icey, stop announcing it when your post dosn't show. I can see them just fine, and you will too after I post.

So Lemmy went into a choma.

[Ice_Eagle91]

(It happens everytime, Lemeri! But I'll stop. Maybe Andi can help.)

Then Lemmy was out of the game and back to Xan's house.

[Lemeri]

"Hi Lemmy. Can I get you some cake?" Xan asked.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"No idea? Shut up!" screamed Lemmy.

[Lemeri]

"Why do you keep saying that?" Xan asked.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Because of you...my life has changed!" sang Lemmy. Then Lemmy left and bought a game called "Lemmings wars" then installed it on his hard drive, then played it, only to be greeted by an error message:

[Andi]

"Your System is not ready for so much violence!"

[Lemeri]

Then a second error message came up:

ERROR IN LINE 50031460354: "No idea? Shut up!" NOT VALID:

PRESS ANY KEY TO CONINUE

[Ice_Eagle91]

Lemmy pressed it, only to see another error message: "You are a weird guy for this game!"

Lemmy cried. He had spent $999.0 on a game, to see that he was weird, as he smashed the game.

(Is lunatic a bad word?)

[Lemeri]

(Lunatic describes a mad person)

So he went and got the patch, and then he could play.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then another error message appeared: You are too lun*tic to play this game.

"Since when was I a lun*tic anyway? Wait a sec, Ynmel wasn't a lun*tic! GRRR!!!"

And so, he got a scythe, and slashed his legs, multiple times. "I WANNA DIE!!!" he kept telling himself! "HISTORY IS REPEATING ITSELF!"

(Just in case, I censored the word.)