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[Lemika]

Lemmy screamed insults at Xan, and slowly transformed into a hideous demon. He raked his huge claws along the ground, and laughed at the sound they made. Then he proceeded to dispose of the people around him.

[Ice_Eagle91]

After that, he showed an animated sign, which says this:

 :shutup:

[Lemeri]

Xan killed him, sending him back to the grim faced judge.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Teasing is a crime punishable with death!" said the judge. Lemmy reached one paw up, and held the judge's face --

*502 CONNECTION ERROR*

(Not from you, G3K)

[Lemika]

"It's a life sentence for you," the judge told Lemmy through clenched teeth. "You've murdered many men. You've despoiled state property. And worse, you become this demonic creature every now and then."
"That's my fault!" Lemmy said brightly. "I like doing it, and I sometimes get money."
"There's suicide on you record, too - several. Do you know that alone is a CAPITAL OFFENSE?" the judge suddenly roared, leaning forwards in his seat and staring Lemmy down.
"Yes, sir. Chop my head off, no?"
Just then...

[Ice_Eagle91]

Lemmy ran away, but then a million judges appeared. "Teasing is a crime punishable with death!" they kept on saying.

[Lemeri]

Then Lemmy woke up. He was lying in a cold cell, and Knuckles was reading him stories.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Once upon a time," said Knuckles, "there was a barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died, the end."

"AHHH!!!!" screamed Lemmy, as he woke up at Xan's house. "What's wrong, Lem-lem?" asked Xan.

[Lemeri]

"I dreamed I died" Said Lemmy.
"That's a shame"
"What? My dream?"
"No, that it was only a dream."

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Really?"
"Knuckles told me a pointless story in my dreams."
"That's terrible!"

[Lemeri]

"Have some iced tea, kid"
"I hate tea"
"Cool. Here it is." Xan pulled out an automatic and threatened Lemmy with it.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"OKAY, OKAY!" screamed Lemmy. But then Lemmy said: "No idea? Shut up!" "Why you little!" screamed Xan.

[Lemeri]

There was the sound of a gunshot, and Lemmy fell to the floor. The ghastly words 'SPEED HACK DETECTED' floated up in front of him, and Xan jerked around wildly.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Lemmy got so scared. He ran away, but saw more judges, and they all said:

[Lemeri]

"GET BACK IN YOUR BOX!"