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[Liebatron]

lemmy clicked on the refresh buutton and....

[Ice_Eagle91]

then the error screen appeared again. Lemmy tried to tweak the settings, but...

[Liebatron]

the computer gave him the error screen again

[Ice_Eagle91]

Lemmy left for 50 minutes, then came back, to see the frustrating error screen again. He did one more thing: to look for the admin.

[Lemika]

He found him. It was Kriegor.
"You...!" Lemmy gasped, pointing a trembling finger at Xan.
"Look, I took the durned thing out for a reason, kid," Xan snarled. "Stop messing with my operation!" he held Lemmy at gunpoint and called an ambulance. Then he shot Lemmy.

[Lemeri]

But nothing happened. From his gun emerged a horribly familiar voice:
"Errr... Me not gun. Me Krall."

[Mr. K]

Krall killed Lemmy. He awoke in a small room, in front of a blackboard. He read it.

THIS TURTLE - it pointed to an evil turtle called Devan Shell - HAS KIDNAPPED THIS RABBIT - it pointed to a rabbit called Eva Earlong - IN ORDER TO CONQUER THIS PLANET - it pointed to planet called Carrotus - THIS RABBIT - it pointed to a rabbit called Jazz Jackrabbit - MUST DEFEAT THIS TURTLE - it pointed back to Devan - WITH THIS GUN - called an LG-200 - TO SAVE HER - back to Eva - AND THIS - back to Carrotus

"I'm inside a computer game!" Lemmy yelled. His head got shot off by Jazz Jackrabbit.
"Your mission is to do all this on the blackboard for me- I've hired you as my stunt double. Get in this rabbit suit and get to Diamondus. That's the first level. Have fun!"
He reattached Lemmy's head.

EDIT: Lemeri posted right before me while I was typing- whoops! I modified it to make sense.

[Lemeri]

Lemmy went on strike. He pulled out a dead rat sign and munched on some biscuts.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Krall returned to the real world. The biscuits that Lemmy ate were Earthworm Jim flavor. "ECCH!!!!" screamed Lemmy.

[Lemeri]

"That's it!" Lemmy shouted. He ate his rat sign. It tasted like dead rat, but Lemmy liked the taste.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then his breath moderately smelled like dung and korma. Then Overall man Mario appeared.

[Lemeri]

Lemmy rammed his Swiss Army knife into Mario's chest untill it grated on his ribs.
"Hah!" The evil Lemmy cried. Then he was visited by Lemkoo, the essence of evil in Lemmings.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But before he got Lemmy's flesh, Rouge threw him away. Then she said: "You are now in the skies, Lemmy, sir. You killed me and Mario, so we ended up here too." Then Lemmy got surprised.

[Lemeri]

"Xan! Xan! Get rid of them! They're here to kill me!"
"Actually kid, I'm kinda with'em."

[Ice_Eagle91]

"GRRRRR!!!" said Lemmy. Then he turned into this: