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[Ice_Eagle91]

Lemmy's ghost then flew away...and so did Xan. "Goodbye, Lemmy..." said Lemmy'ka.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Not again!

[Lemeri]

"I hope your corpse rots, Lemmy'ka!" Lemmy shouted back as he dissapeared. Xan and Lemmy went to Xan's HyperBlast battle ship, and Xan trained Lemmy in the arts of combat. In time, Lemmy decided to enter in the Unreal Tournament.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"He's so rude!" said Lemmalot. "YEAH!!!" screamed Charmy. "THESE DAYS PEOPLE SAY BAD WORDS SUCH AS ST*PID, ID*OT, AND LOTS MORE! DON'T THEY EVER WATCH THEIR WORDS?" "They're really mean boys!" said Mr. T. "Yeah, definitely!" said Ted. "That Lemmy and Xan!" "I hate Lemmy and Xan!" said Knuckles. "Me too!" said Espio. "Doesn't Lemmy and Xan learn?" asked Vector. "When Lemmy's teacher put him in detention," said Lemmy'ka, "Lemmy killed 10,000 students and 15 teachers. There were 10,003 students. The only survivors of the Lemming school were me, Lemmalot, and of course, Lemmy." "That's very mean." said Krall. "YOU'LL PAY, LEMMY!!!!"

[Liebatron]

"soooooooo...whats your point?" said xan kriegor.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Lemmy was drinking coffee before the next Unreal Tournament. "Well, Xan, If I win, let's go to Atlantis!"

(Lemmy is dead in the story, and is a ghost in the skies. Xan, on the other hand, became a chaos god)

[Liebatron]

lemmy watched the lemmings down below be tortured by the chaos god Xan Kriegor....

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Xan returned to Lemmy with lemming soup.

[Liebatron]

"i wont eat it!!!"lemmy

[Ice_Eagle91]

said. Then Lemmy wrote a haiku about Xan:

Xan Kriegor is a
Very cool robot who likes me
A lot, but crazy.

[Liebatron]

xan kriegor   found the poem in his mail.

[Ice_Eagle91]

He saw the haiku, then made a haiku about Lemmy:

Lemmy the Lemming,
Is a very mean devil,
who's always crazy.

And, in his thought bubble:  Lemmy is always like this:

[Liebatron]

lemmy put the haiku in a drawer.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then round 70 of the Unreal Tournament was starting. Lemmy went into the arena and found three players. They were:

[Liebatron]

very exhausted. because of this. a pickle was formed.