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[Lemeri]

So Xan pured 300 rounds of Minigun amo into Vector.

[Lemika]

Vector shivered and burned like a dying spider. Xan blew the non-existent smoke off of his gun, and Lemmy jumped up and down screaming "Xan! Xan! He's our man! If he can't do it, no-one can!"

[Lemeri]

Xan went away and bought a bubbly yellow drink for himself, and threw it on Lemmy's head.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then as it exploded, Vector (the real one) appeared. "Hey, Lemmy!" said Vector. "NOT YOU AGAIN!" said Xan and Lemmy. "Stop it, boys!" said two girls on a bulding. They were Lemmalot and Lemmy'ka! The ones Xan killed were fakes! "Uh-oh!" said Lemmy. "Not good!" Then Vector, Espio and Charmy went to the girls, who had a cannon. The three boys got inside, then fired at Xan, then got destroyed, never to be repaired. "Give up, Lemmy!" said Lemmy'ka.

[Lemeri]

An army of Liandri robots charged on and brutally ripped Lemmy'ka and Lemmalot to shreds for damaging their master, Xan Kriegor. The Liandri techs fixed Xan up.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But Lemmy'ka and Lemmalot were unrippable. Xan was unfixable, then the techs got electrocuted. Then Vector made Espio and Charmy fireballs, then fired at the remains of Xan, then Xan became ashes. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" screamed Lemmy.

[Lemeri]

But Xan was, of course, one of the Chaos gods and existed on a plane set aside from this one. But Lemmy did not know that Xan was in fact still very much alive, so he laughed at Vector and proclaimed "I am Lemmy! This story is about me from start to finish! You can't hurt me!"
So the fools Lemmy'ka and Lemmalot fired their cannon at Lemmy anyway. The shell bounced off of him, and hit Vector in the face, dropping him to the cement.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"VECTOR!" gasped Espio and Charmy. "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!" screamed Charmy. "YOU BIG UGLY DUMB LEMMY!!!!!" Then Charmy pressed the middle button on Lemmy's shield, which disabled it. Then, at fly formation, Charmy used Thunder Shoot then Lemmy got paralyzed. For a week. Then he flew to Lemmalot and Lemmy'ka.

[Lemeri]

Charmy used Thunder Shoot on them, too. The effects melted off Lemmy in scant seconds, thus proving his boast.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But he used Thunder Shoot because Xan hypnotized him. But the girls are fine. Then Lemmy roared as he charged into the building, but then the Teletubbies appeared. So did Mr. T. And Ted. And then Vector escaped from the cement.

[Lemeri]

Lemmy used his demon powers to destroy the foul Teletubbies.
"Look guys," said Lemmy "It is clear to me we are all immortal. Why don't we just call it off? We could be here forever!"

[Ice_Eagle91]

"STOP IT, YOU DEVIL!!!" screamed Lemmalot. "The real supervillain is..." as she pointed at Lemmy. "YOU!"

[Lemeri]

"Fine." Said Lemmy "But in a couple million years I'll remind you that I proposed this..."

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Lemmy surrendered and got a jet pack. Then he blasted into outer space. "SEE YOU LATER, BOYS!" Then he blasted away, but then Mr. T threw a bucket of colatronosyphatridiouscanatialdrafordiunicapiumithyteagainianer on Lemmy. Lemmy died. For real now. Lemmy's bones fell down to the ground. Then a grim faced judge came in and said: "Killing is a crime punishable with death!" he said to the ghost of Lemmy. "But that's ridiculous! If I kill someone, that person is dead! You can't punish that!"

[Lemeri]

"For your logic, Young Sir" the judge said "We will return you to the life you thought you had lost forever. Or," the judge continued "You could stay here."
"I'll stay here. I never want to see Lemmy'ka and Lemmalot and Vector and all those rotten people again" Lemmy decided.
"Good" The judge said, pulling on his mask and revealing... Xan Kriegor.