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[Lemika]

"But I thought I killed Vector," Lemmy whined. "Why does all of my hard work become undone?"
"Kid, that's life," Xan remarked, polishing his gun. "Now, want some popcorn? I've got a bag over there."
"YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN DEAD BEFORE!" Lemmy bellowed, kicking Vector's corpse around. But he decided to eat some popcorn, too.

[Lemeri]

"Blue's dead" Xan smirked. "I shot her"

[Ice_Eagle91]

"WHERE'S BLUE???" asked Joe with anger. "Umm...he went to San Francisco." said Xan. "No he didn't!" said Charmy and Espio, who butted in.

[Lemika]

"Nooo!" Lemmy howled, writhing in anguish. "How COULD you? How could you shoot such a noble creature?"
He fell to the ground, and convulsed with sobs. Or laughter. It was hard to tell which.

"He's mental," Xan remarked, pointing at Lemmy. "And you - are going to stop bothering us!" he pulled a gun on them.

[Lemeri]

"I SAID BLUE'S DEAD!" Xan roared "OUT, INNER DEMONS!"

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Who are you calling demon?" asked Charmy with a mad face.

(Wow...you two are fast!)

[Lemeri]

"Look, you idiot bee," Xan snarled "I'm talking to the force that makes me say stupid things! NOT YOU!" he pulled out his revolver "See? I killed blue with this. Now I'll kill you, too." He shot Joe with it. Joe stumbled, and Xan pulled the trigger again. Joe went down on the floor, and Xan shot him again just for good measure.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING ID*OT?!" screamed Charmy. "AND STOP SAYING BAD WORDS SUCH AS ID*OT AND ST*PID!!!!!"

[Lemika]

"That's the spirit!" Lemmy shouted, jumping up from the floor and wiping the tears from his face. "Kill that dog! Kill! Kill!" he jumped up and down, cheering wildly, a mad light in his eyes.
"Already done."
They both stared at the fast cooling corpse.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then someone strangled that...Lemmy! It was Knuckles!

[Lemeri]

Xan turned to the bee "Shut up!" he snarled.
"Err...." The bee snarled "Me not bee. Me krall."
"Err...." Knuckles hissed "Me not Echidna. Me Krall."
"Err...." Xan moaned "Me not robot. Me Krall."

[Lemika]

"Err..." Lemmy growled. "Me not Lemming. Me Krall."
Then they all chorused "WE KRALL!" and had a fistfight in the street.
The police stumbled upon this scene of horror.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Lemmy got free, but then Espio and Knuckles grabbed hold of him.

[Lemeri]

The police had a firefight amongst themselves.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then Charmy stopped the fight, and someone came out of the sewers, with Vector-decorated bandages. Who? IT WAS VECTOR!