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[Ice_Eagle91]

Meanwhile, Vector, Espio and Charmy escaped from the teletubbies, then did their team blast, which made the teletubbies deaf. The baby-sun got the soap, but then exploded into shreds. Then the normal sun appeared. Then the Teletubbies disappeared, and they all reappeared at a Cheapo Lemmings Level: "Lemmings Plus - All Levels in One!" And they could not escape without beating it.

Meanwhile, a dog named Blue appeared, placing a pawprint on Xan. Then Blue escaped. Then Joe walked until a kid said: "A CLUE, A CLUE!" "Where?" asked Joe. "On that robot!" Joe looked and saw Xan with a blue pawprint. Then Xan chased Blue.

"Eh? Me not clue. Me Krall!" said Krall. "Where is that robot?" asked Joe. "You mean Xan? He go to the park." "Thanks!" Then Joe ran. "What a psycho dog!" said Charmy. Lemmy came out. "Where's Xan?" he asked.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Andi! Can you please remove that glitch? The glitch that when I post, it's not there.

[Lemeri]

Then a weird mutant skunk-dog fell down a drain, and Lemmy followed it.

[Mr. K]

It took him to a room hidden by slime and garbage. Then the skunkdog turned around and said, "Me not skunkdog. Me Krall."

"ARGH!" Lemmy yelled.

"Krall" "Krall" "Krall" "Krall"
"WE KRALL"
"NOT!  "
"Come out, Lemmy, you lemming! Be gone with you!"

Lemmy turned around and saw a bunch of mutant snowmen. They were led by Calvin and Hobbes.

"Go!" Calvin yelled, and Hobbes sprang towards Lemmy. The snowmen dragged their bodies along like zombies, moaning and swiping at air.

[Lemeri]

"Wait! I'M THE COFFEE DEVIL OF YOUR DREAMS, FOOLS!" Lemmy thundered "I'LL KILL YOU ALL WITH MY DEMON POWERS!"

[Lemika]

"Demon powers?" Hobbes asked. "That would mean - "
"YESSS!" Lemmy screamed, cutting him off. "I will destroy all life on this planet!" he started lifting up into the air, and forming a rather nasty spell to aim at the masses.

[Lemeri]

Hobbes lept on him and broke his concentration. Lemmy cursed like the devil.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Suddenly, Blue jumped in the sewer and put a pawprint on Lemmy. But then Lemmy got a knife, and slashed her. Then she had bloodshed. Vector jumped in and saw that Blue was bleeding. "LEMMY! HOW DARE YOU!" he said.

Calvin and Hobbes walked away, then Blue jumped up, but wailed, and then Vector put a Vector-decorated bandage on the spot where Blue is bleeding, then she jumped happily but then Lemmy went insane, so then he stomped near Blue and then...

[Lemeri]

There was the crack of a gunshot, and blue lay stretched out on the floor.
"No one puts a paw print on Xan Kriegor!" The robot shouted, standing in the doorway with a smoking gun. Then he pulled out a automatic and sprayed lead into the corpse.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then Vector smashed Krall for killing Blue. "HOW DARE YOU KILL HER!" he shouted. But then Lemmy attacked Vector by...

[Lemika]

using his demon powers. "DEATH! Death to all who defy me!" he roared, and watched as Vector crumpled in a sizzling heap.

[Lemeri]

"By the way," Xan remarked "I killed blue. That creature didn't."

[Ice_Eagle91]

But then Vector attacked using a Yu-gi-oh card. "I HATE YU-GI-OH!!!" said Lemmy, as he stomped on the card. But then he got sucked inside it.

[Lemeri]

Xan smashed the card, thus saving Lemmy. Then he killed vector, sending his taint back to Bhaal.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Xan and Lemmy climbed out, to see Joe. "Where's Blue?" he asked.