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[Ice_Eagle91]

Vector was watching Lemmy and Espio on a screen with Charmy.

[Lemeri]

(Let's use Lem'ka's story line?)

So Lemmy went over to P&G and hid in a dumpster untill Espio came along, and then he did brain the poor wretch with a lead pipe.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Why did it happen again? Whenever I post, it's not there!

[Lemika]

[Happens to the worst - I mean, best of us.]

"Ah, but now we can use you for Mister Body!" Lemmy declared, twisting the pipe around in Espio's skull.
"Chameleon, indeed! How DARE you claim to be such?!" he bellowed.

[Lemeri]

"Pain... Is the... True...... True cause.... Of.... Life!" Espio muttered, and with that, he died.

[Lemika]

With an anguished cry, Lemmy threw away the murder implement, and knelt down next to Espio.
"Espio, Espio!" he moaned. "To think that I have done this to you!"
He put his head in his hands and sobbed brokenly.

"Hey, kid, I hear brains sell well on the black market these days," a voice from behind him said.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Espio melted into who he really is...CHAOS! Chaos was the one who said that black market line. Then Vector and Charmy came, carrying the real Espio.

[Lemeri]

"XAN!" Lemmy cried "You're a chaos god! You can reverse it!
"Errr?" the voice said "Me not Xan. Me Krall."

[Lemika]

"Noooo!" Lemmy screamed, falling backwards on the ground and tearing huge clumps of his hair out. "Xan, Xan! You cannot do this to me!"

[Lemeri]

A voice drifted across Lemmy's mind, and he slipped into a dream in which Xan was standing in a weird room, and his machine oil was dripping of some candles. He had his arms out in front, held over the candles. The voice was singing 'Ground control to Major Tom'.

[Lemika]

"Xan?" Lemmy whispered, but his voice sort of echoed across the room nonetheless.
"Lemmy? Can you not see that I am performing the sacrificial rites of the dead right now? As you asked me to do?" Xan inquired.
"Uhh... well, yes," Lemmy bluffed. "I did see that. I'm sorry for interupting you, but --"
"Ah, no problem, no problem at all!" Xan declared, waving an arm around in the air. Hot droplets of machine oil spattered onto Lemmy.
"That hurt," he muttered.
"So, kid, what do you want?" Xan asked.

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Who is Xan?" said Vector. "Yeah, tell me, tell me!" said Charmy. "Xan Kreigor is a robot with amazing powers." said Lemmy. Espio woke up to see Lemmy. Espio then hid behind Vector. "Don't be scared, Espio!" said Vector. "We're Team Chaotix!" Then they did their Team Blast, which was a noisy music band. Lemmy covered his ears while Xan and Krall were blasted away.

[Lemeri]

"STOP THAT RACKET!" Xan shouted.
"Eh?" the team chorused.
"Errr," the creature hissed "You sing like Nali"
"Errr," the team snarled "We not Team Chaotix. We Krall."

[Ice_Eagle91]

"We're Team Chaotix," said Vector. "He's Krall." "Espio! I HATE YOU!" said Lemmy. "Don't hate people!" said Vector. "And why not?" "Because hating people isn't good!"

"Look! Four aliens are coming!" said Charmy. Then they appeared. "AHHH!!! IT'S THEM AGAN!!!" said Lemmy. "Who?" said Espio, Vector and Xan. "THE TELETUBBIES!"

Then the four teletubbies came. Dipsy and La-la grabbed hold of Vector and Krall, Po kept kissing and hugging Espio and Xan, and Tinky-Winky kept hugging Lemmy and Charmy.

And then it became morning. The sun came and it had a baby face on it. "HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!" screamed Lemmy and Charmy.

[Lemeri]

Lemmy went inside the building, and they tried to sell him a bar of soap with a teletubby face on it.