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[Lemeri]

And then, just as it was a tie,

Team Gamecube: 34
Team Lemming: 34

Then Xan Kriegor jumped out of the shadows, joined team Lemming, and shot the leader of team Gamecube dead. Team Lemming won.
"This isn't over yet, Lemmy!" Robotnik cried, dinking into the floor on a elevatar.
"You owe me one, kid" Xan remarked.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Then Dr. Robotnik flew away, but crashed into: "The Cliff of Oblivion." He fell down and then randomly lost 80% of his memory.

Meanwhile, Xan and Lemmy signed up in the Lemmings Forum. What they did was...

[G3K]

said a towering figure. Dr. Robotnik, in his Eggmobile, was tossing a Gamecube. "I do." The Gamecube emitted a strange noise, and video game characters spilled out. He assembled all the heroes and enemies into a group and yelled, "KILL THAT LEMMING!"

I thought "what the hell, may as well illustrate it"

EDIT: Extra points if you can name all the characters.

[Lemika]

I'm guessing the ship belongs to Starfox. The fox is pretty obviously Tails.
The Lemming would be Lemmy...

I think one of them is Pacman, and I have no idea about the other two.

[Lemeri]

But there was a mistake, and Xan Kriegor misspelled his name, and Lemmy signed up as DeadLemming2004.

[Lemika]

Nobody seemed to notice. Lemmy took it into his head to use a coffee mug as his avatar. Fortunately, Xan averted this minor catastrophe by unplugging and then viciously smashing the computer Lemmy had been using. Other than being bitter for weeks, Lemmy recovered nicely.
And then...

[Lemeri]

Lemmy signed up again from a bomb shelter, and did it again.

[Lemika]

"A curse upon you, yon wretched Lemming!" Xan cried, and flunge Lemmy into a stasis chamber.
"Heh," he said. Then he stalked away, leaving the chamber on a time delay - Lemmy was supposed to emerge after twenty years.
However...

[Lemeri]

As he was leaving, Xan's foot slipped and he fell into the stasis chamber.

[Lemika]

Weirdly, this caused a malfunction of the overload variety, and both of them were released.
"You!" Xan said. "I thought I put you in stasis years ago!"
"You did," Lemmy replied. "And then you made the mistake of - TRIPPING THE SWITCH! Hah hah hah hah HAH!"
Lemmy grabbed a nearby hanglider and flung himself headlong from the roof.
He plunged very far, yet again, and hit his nose on a...

[Lemeri]

Big rock. His small amount of sense was nocked out of him.

Meanwhile, Xan was eating out at an Ice Cream joint.
(For those of you who don't know, Xan Kriegor is the guy from my avatar)

[Lemika]

Lemmy started singing something about daisies and potatoes, and he staggered over to the icecream joint. "I wanna a large... chocolate cone!" he gasped, waving one arm around in the air. "And make it - quick! Yes, quick is the word! Ho ho!"
The clerk looked at him oddly, but gave him his icecream, which he noisily slurped up. Then he left without paying.
"Weird customers tonight, eh?" Xan asked the clerk. "You bet!" they said, staring at Lemmy, who was stalked away with a knife held in front of him with two hands, and chanting in a low moaning voice.

[Lemeri]

He then sacraficed what was left of his icecream cone.

[Ice_Eagle91]

When they returned, Lemmy read his e-mail to find a game-over screen from the game: The Legend of Zelda. "What? A game over screen?" he said, with shock. Then he read the message, which says:

Dear Lemmy,

YOU BETRAYED ME! I, YOUR BEST FRIEND, HATE XAN, AND YOU LIKE HIM AND YOU BECAME HIS BROTHER! WE ARE THROUGH! &#A0; &#A0; &#A0; This game-over screen should teach you a big lesson!

From Lemmalot

Lemmy started to cry. He replied by saying:


Dear Lemmalot,

 

From Lemmy

[Ice_Eagle91]

Hello? Anyone there?