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[Mr. K]

...and he tripped one. Tinky-Winky fell into the others. They all blew up. "That's better, but how do I get out of here?" Lemmy asked. As if he had been heard, a spring board appeared in front of him. He jumped on it and flew high into the sky. He saw something dark ahead. He closed his eyes, hoping for the best. He felt something hit him, and then he stopped moving. He opened his eyes. He was in a cavern. On a pedestal down the passageway, there was $100. Lemmy yelled, "MONEY!!!!!" and grabbed it from the pedestal. He heard rumbling, then turned around. The wall behind him broke, and a boulder began chasing him down the corridor! (Fade-in Indiana Jones theme   )

[Ice_Eagle91]

But the boulder crushed him. The boulder was radioactive, however, so Lemmy now has the powers of Storm (the lady from X-men).

Lemmy flew up high and produced rain and thunder. "I AM STRONG!!!" he said.

Someone pulled a homer by...

[Liebatron]

a lemmy drove through trying to imitate a hemi,

[namida]

by dumb_lem continuing a sentence in a way that made no sense. But no one cared, because Lemmy was driving his car on a thin red line, breaking all the rules of "Mind Your Step" and "Lemming Drops" at the same time. "What an awesome level!" Lemmy shouted.

[Ice_Eagle91]

But it wasn't awesome. Soon, Lemmy fell down the thin red line and crashed into the floor. Lemmy got up and walked. Soon, he escaped the level.

The name of the level was: "The Thin Red Line (Colorblind)", which was made by Insane Steve.

Lemmy walked out and saw a crowd of people. Then he pulled a homer by...

(Look on "www.urbandictionary.com" if you're looking for the meaning of "Pull a homer.")

[Mr. K]

buying pizza. He then tapped the pizza with a stick. The pizza went up into the air. Then Lemmy was attacked by fighter jets. He got out a gun and filled it with pepperoni from his pizza. Then he fired at the jets. He brought two down, but the last one shot right through his pizza. Lemmy began to fall but hit something solid.

[namida]

That something solid was a level. A level called "Oh No More Lemmings Bonus - All Levels In One!"

And he could not escape without beating it. "F*CK!" he shouted.

[Mr. K]

So he got out his cell phone and called his stunt double to do it for him. Bob was his name. Bob came and went into the level. Lemmy camped out for many nights on te level, until suddenly, one night, the level disappeared. "I guess Bob won," Lemmy said. He was falling through the sky again. He looked down and screamed. He was about to fall in a...

[namida]

colatronosyphatridiouscanatialdrafordiunicapiumithyteagainianer pond. Colatronosyphatridiouscanatialdrafordiunicapiumithyteagainianer was a substance similar to water, except deadly to any lemming who touches it.

Lemmy fell in and died. Fortunately, there were other "legends" to continue on the story.

The team that had once saved Lemmingland had just regrouped, ready to destroy Paggot, the ultimate terror. They located and challenged Paggot, and got totally PWNED. If it wasn't for Steaver carrying a few Phoenix Downs(if you aren't familiar with FF, Phoenix Downs are items that bring dead characters back to life), it would have been like "Game Over".

After a quick retreat, Steaver E-Mailed G3K a picture of a Game Over screen. G3K replied saying...

[G3K]

"HI"

[Lemika]

The alien being known only as Ted, who had reincarnated, was watching all of this with interest. A sly grin snuck across his features, and he decided to play a trick on all involved. He started hacking busily.

Lemmy never stayed dead for long. It was something highly annoying to his enemies, but Lemmy found it quite thrilling. Except for times like this, when he woke up bound hand and foot over a lava pit.

[Mr. K]

Lemmy screamed and then puked as the rope tightened.  :x The puke eliminated the lava, and disintegrated the rope. He jumped down and ran away. First he was running, and then he was suddenly inside a prison cell with the heroes. "What's happened?" Lemmy asked. Someone yelled, "#!%$ you, Ted! You got us into this #!%#ing mess, and when we're out, we'll #!%$ing kill you!" Lemmy soon relealized he'd been teleported by Ted. He start to think of a plan...

[Ice_Eagle91]

. The plan was to stop other members in this forum from putting bad words (even if they're censored) in the story, because they're annoying.

[Mr. K]

So Lemmy told them to stop swearing, and they yelled, "NOOOOOO! NEVER!!!" and ran through the wall of the prison. "Wow, that was easy," Lemmy said. He ran out the hole in the prison.
BOOM!
Lemmy heard a bang behind him. He turned around and saw Ted. "Hahahahaha!" Ted laughed, "You know how I'll kill you? I'll...

[Lemika]

slice you, dice you, roast you, and then feed you to the multicolored pigs! Hah!"
"Blast," Lemmy muttered. "That is way past uncool."
Ted cracked up for a few minutes, and then dragged Lemmy over to a large blue machine, and started shoving him into it.