Random Story

[Liebatron]

lemmy drank the water and said."it's really good the secon time you try it."

[Lemeri]

"Cool. You wanna take a third try?" Xan asked him "That'll be $13.99"
"Sure," Lemmy handed him the money, and drank it all down "SAY! This is good!"

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Really? Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow (x999)" Then Lemmy ripped out his hair and kicked the robot Xan, then made the whole palace...

EXPLODE! KABOOM!!!

And Xan (the real Xan) was ordering takeout from Mcdonald's so he could eat with his best buddy Lemmy.

[Liebatron]

"I wanna lifetime supply of this stuff!"

said lemmy

"well at the rate you drink this stuff(remember it does have radiation in it)you'll be dead in two weeks."xan said.

[Ice_Eagle91]

So Lemmy drank it and he will never die in two weeks. Then the two of them ran around, and had fun with each other. They had a happy life together. Ahh...

[Liebatron]

then two weeks later they got a computer for the palace.

[Ice_Eagle91]

Which Xan built a week ago. Lemmy was an orphan, so Xan adopted him and they became brothers.

[Liebatron]

this relationship didn't last very long because xan kept stealing lemmy's coffee.

[Lemeri]

This weirded out a lot of people, including Lemmy and Xan, for Lemmy had not realized that Xan had conflicting personalities before. However, one day his mother showed up at the door.
"LEMMMYYY!" She shreiked.
"Hi. I'm Xan Kriegor. I'm Lemmy's brother" The robot greeted her "I was just heading off to the Unrea Tournament, so make it quick"

[Ice_Eagle91]

So they ran there and watched.

[Liebatron]

"xan has been saving up your coffee for the last twelve years to make and destroy you with a huge coffee missile.

[Ice_Eagle91]

" said his mother. His mother got mad and tried to kill Lemmy, but then she ended up exploding. Lemmy's mother is actually...

A RROOBBOOTT!!!!

[Lemeri]

Xan killed Clanlord in the match.
"Hey Lemmy! How was the match?"

[Ice_Eagle91]

"Fine, buddy!" said Lemmy. Then the two of them went home.

[Liebatron]

"YOU PLAN TO SHOOT COFFEE MISSILES AT ME?!"