Corrupt-a-Wish

[nin10doadict]

Granted, but none of those juices actually taste good. In fact they're rather foul.

I wish I could get motivated to work on Lemmings projects again.

[Nessy]

Granted! Your motivation to work on Lemmings has reached a peak... but the levels you make during this never come out just the way you want them to

I wish I was in a (healthy) relationship.

[grams88]

Yes that wish has been granted Nessy, you are in a healthy relationship but you have to work long hours to survive money wise.

I want to get back to a normal life.

[mantha16]

granted you now are back to a normal life

but Donald Trumps normal life.

I wish I was slimmer.

[WillLem]

Congratulations, you are now a skeleton.

I wish I had a DeLorean.

[mantha16]

Congratulations you now have a Delorean but its stuck in 1988

I wish there was a less time consuming way to make lemming sprites

[Nessy]

Granted! ... but with this new and less consuming way to make sprites you make too many that half of the forum forgets what the original sprites were like which leads to a giant civil war on what the original Lemmings look like.

I don't wish for anything.

[mantha16]

granted but all your random passing thoughts become true.

I wish I had money

[Nessy]

Granted! ... but WillLem managed to find the Delorean back in 1988, accidentally crash it in 2020, and cause a rupture in the space-time continuum that caused the collapse of society therefore making money worthless.

I wish my voice wasn't so cringy on YouTube.

[LemSteven]

Congratulations, you've just been banned from YouTube!

I wish there were no hidden icicle traps in ONML.

[WillLem]

Consider it done: everything but icicle traps is now invisible.

I wish Manchester United were as good as they used to be.

[Minim]

A: The current champions' starting eleven have signed up to join Manchester United! However, the club also had points deducted for administration along with other various rule violations.

Q: I wish that it would snow outside.

[LanaAndCo]

Your wish is granted : the Earth is now under eternal winter! It's very cold everywhere, everything is buried under snow and water is now ice.

I wish that a traditionally animated Lemmings cartoon existed...

[mantha16]

granted animated lemmings is now one of the greatest shows ever animated, but its only available in North Korea.

I wish my new chair was already put together.

[WillLem]

No problem. Your new chair has been put together, but all your other furniture has been taken apart.

I wish I had a pet ostrich.