Corrupt-a-Wish

[Minim]

Granted, but now you're banned from getting weekday jobs.

I wish I could see One Direction in concert without having to pay for a ticket.

[Dullstar]

Congratulations! You can no longer turn your head and can only look in the one direction you're facing! What, you say? But you can still turn your body and look in other directions that way? Not during a concert when you're seated - no one said the venue had standing room! There happens to be a free concert tonight in your community, so you won't be needing a ticket.

Unrelated Side Note

Also, congratulations on your 1337 posting skillz!

(sorry, but I found this slightly amusing )

I wish I had an extra hour of sleep. Accidentally set my alarm an hour early today (well - needed to get up an hour earlier last week Monday and forgot to change it back).

[Wafflem]

Daylight Savings Time has ended early, so now you get your extra hour. However, your clock and watch have not adjusted to the new hour, so that'll confuse your schedule. Oh yeah, and a lot of people are angry and grumpy due to the sudden change in time.

Oh man, it's REALLY pouring outside. I wish I had an umbrella.

[Dullstar]

You get the umbrella, but it doesn't help much because now it's flash flooding - and showing no signs of letting up any time soon.

I wish I had some paint.

[Minim]

Here's a box containing a pot of paint. However when you pick the pot up you get an electric shock.

I wish I had total control of the TV

[NathanBros]

Granted. Here, take the remote.

I wish better TV content.

[GigaLem]

I hope you like terrible reboots of your favorite shows

I wish I had more time on my hands

[Minim]

A: Here. I brought you some clocks. Now you have some time on your hands!

Q: I wish I could live with The Queen.

[GigaLem]

Here's a Queen, and a 2 of hearts

I wish i can overcool stuff

[Minim]

A: Granted. Now your hands are frozen, in other words completely immobile

Q: I wish I could wear lemming-shaped earrings

[Dullstar]

Congratulations! Your ears have been pierced, if they aren't already, so that you can wear lemming-shaped earrings.  However, you still need to obtain said earrings if you don't have them already.

I wish that I had a pizza right now.

[GigaLem]

Here, its better than nothing

Spoiler

I wish my computer was like new again

[Minim]

A: There you go. Your computer has been polished and cleaned! However for some reason the screen goes blank.

Q: I want a DVD compiling all uploaded Youtube videos related to Lemmings.

[bsmith]

Granted, but the DVD is in a format your DVD player does not recognize.

I wish I could send Dullstar the pizza he wanted.

[Minim]

A: Granted, but when you tried to make the pizza, you made a mistake with the pizza base.

Q: I wish I could buy building blocks based on the Pillar Graphic set.