Corrupt-a-Wish

[bsmith]

Granted.  You can now teleport whenever you want - but you cannot control where you end up.

I wish I could swim.

[Minim]

A: You went to the local swimming pool; suddenly, the water drained out just as you dived in.

Q: I'm a generous kind of person. I'd love to set up my own ice cream stall.

[Dullstar]

You set up an ice cream stall without issue. Unfortunately, everyone else in your area has also opened their own ice cream stall - and they're better at it! Good luck carving out enough market share to stay in business. On the bright side, you have ice cream, so at least you can eat it when the stall fails.

I wish to be better at everything than I am now.

[Minim]

A: You are so good at everything that you've now lost your appetite.

Q: My old bed looks boring. I wish I could buy a more colourful bed.

[Wafflem]

You trade the comfortness of your bed with colorful blankets and pillows. This new bed however is of low-quality, lacks memory foam and can hurt your back. You forgot to check the reviews of this bed, all of which are negatively reviewed. Unfortunately, this bed is non-refundable.

I wish I had a self-driving car.

[bsmith]

Your self driving car is self-driving only when no-one is in it.  Every time you park somewhere it drives itself back home and you need a cab to get yourself back.

I wish I won the lottery.

[Wafflem]

You won the lottery. and only get $1 as your prize.

I wish I didn't have any nightmares.

[Colorful Arty]

Sure thing. You can't sleep at all; that'll stop the nightmares.

I wish for A's in all of my classes.

[Wafflem]

All the classes you signed up for begin with the letter "A":

Advanced Accounting
Advanced Algebra
Advanced Aerospace Engineering
Advanced Anthropology
Advanced Arts and Design
Advanced Astronomy
Advanced Aviation Operations

All these classes are for a college senior except for one which is for a grad student (Aviation Operations). Good luck!

I wish none of my levels had backroutes.

[Colorful Arty]

I have to admit, that was a really good corruption on my wish! XD

Congratulations! Your levels now require so much precision and crowd control that they aren't fun anymore. All to seal the backroutes.

I wish I would never forget to do my homework assignments.

[Wafflem]

You have to do every single homework assignment on these Advanced classes that you signed up for, which in turn takes ALL your free time away from recording videos and doing Lemming Streams, making everyone in the forums super-impatient.

I wish I had a Venus Fly Trap that will eat up all the flies infesting my house.

[Minim]

A: You got one as a freebie. However, this one kept growing and growing, eventually eating you and your house.

Q: I wish I could travel around the world on a spaceship.

[Wafflem]

You eventually get captured by Area 51, and the scientists do experiments on you and your spaceship.

I wish that I can stretch like an elastic band.

[GigaLem]

You're free to warp to anywhere, but there is a chance that you may need to sew a limb back on

I wish I had an arm cannon.

[Colorful Arty]

Here's your cannon. You are welcome to shoot arms out of it anytime you want!

I wish I could find my soulmate.