Corrupt-a-Wish

[exit]

You can teleport, but when you do you turn into a life-size lemming.

I wish that the sky was white so that I wouldn't have to see the clouds.

[Wafflem]

You can no longer tell whether it is daytime or nighttime. People will be restless, and the whole world could be affected socially, environmentally and economically.

I wish I made the biggest pepperoni pizza in the world.

[bsmith]

Congratulations! Your pizza is indeed the biggest, but it is also too far overcooked to eat.

I wish I had a full head of hair.

[exit]

Your hair now permanently green and made out of small coils of concertina wire(ouch! ). You have to cut it with industrial metal cutters or else it gets too long.

I wish my lemmings were better than yours.

[namida]

Granted. Your lemmings are now permanently climbers and gliders, which has unfavorable effects in situations where these behaviours are not desirable.

I wish for a chocolate pizza.

[Minim]

Here you go. Despite the fact that some of the chocolate has melted and burned onto the baking tray, and that the oven had a bad smell of burning a few minutes later, I've baked your chocolate pizza.

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I want to grow flowers in my brand new garden.

[exit]

Your flowers that you planted are the giant piranha plants from SMB3 giant land. And they are life size

I wish that I became the owner of the Internet.

[namida]

Granted. You are very quickly arrested and given 84 consecutive life sentences because of all the illegal content on the internet.

I wish for a premium quality bottle of beer.

[Minim]

Here you go, I've ordered your premium quality beer online and delivered it to your home. However, after drinking it, you complained of stomach ache, nausea and having a coma because it was found to contain bleach.

I wish I could fly over the Empire State Building.

[namida]

Granted. You now have a gigantic catapult.

I wish that people's heads exploded whenever they died.

[Minim]

Granted, although for some reason your head is bound to explode soon because it was wirelessly connected to the eldest person's head.

I want to buy some fairy lights to brighten up my bedroom.

[Wafflem]

These fairy lights do brighten your bedroom, but suddenly it turns dark, they grow evil red eyes that would and you hear seriously chilling, haunting music; you'll end up with a Lovecraftian-type bedroom.

I wish I had a huge Belgian waffle with chocolate chips, bananas and maple syrup for breakfast.

[Colorful Arty]

OK, just know that you don't have any utensils to eat it.

I wish I could choose which memories I would forget.

[GigaLem]

Your wish is granted, though you do lose some good or great memories, and some important ones too (god forbid you forget a password)

Gee i wish i could run at super sonic speeds

[Colorful Arty]

Your wish has been granted! Unfortunately, now you MUST run at super-sonic speed any time you move.

I wish every time I had to pay for something, I could reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount of money needed for the payment.