Corrupt-a-Wish

[grams88]

Absolutely your wish is granted you know all the backroutes to the sega master version of lemmings only.

I wish that a brand new great lemmings game came out soon.

[Dullstar]

Nintendo buys Lemmings from Sony and releases an amazing Lemmings game! Unfortunately, because it is now a Nintendo IP, they begin flexing their lawyers over every fan work, ever.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

[grams88]

Sure that is allowed but only thing is that the life expectancy will be a lot shorter than what it is now.

I wish that the shops were selling the old atomic fireball sweets, they were tasty.

[bsmith]

You find a shop selling the old atomic fireball sweets.  But they are indeed old and have lost all their flavor.

I wish fish sticks were easier to cook.

[GigaLem]

You can cook fish on sticks easier now, however you're only able to cook the stick, the fish stays raw

I wish I had the Phantom ruby

[Yung Gotenks]

Granted, but you messed with time so much that the police eventually ended up finding you in the present and ultimately, you ended up getting thrown in prison with the ruby confiscated.

I wish Nintendo didn't have to take down every fan-game they see, but still had another way to protect their IPs.

[grams88]

Granted Nintendo won't be removing any fan game as they will be on a very low budget.

I wish the death penalty never existed.  (Sorry for getting political)

[Nessy]

Done! Death penalty? What death penalty? The death penalty never existed. However, its absence creates a chain of events that spans out through space and time in a butterfly effect that leads to all types of punishments to be banned, and all types of punishments being banned only leads to more effects that will still be felt thousands of years from now!

I wish that this wish won't get corrupted...

[GigaLem]

I guess the means the game is over.

Deletes Save file

New Game! I wish I could get my projects done in a second

[bsmith]

Granted.  You can now successfully complete any project on the second of the month, but that day is the only day of the month you will be able to finish anything.  I hope you don't have more than 12 projects in a year to do.

I wish I did not keep typing the letter 'm' whenever I want to type a comma.

[Nessy]

Done! You no longer type an "m" when you want to type a comma. In fact you get so confident you don't bother with spell checking anymore...

...but now you start to type in a comma by mistake whenever you want to type an "m"! Your sentences are now starting to have strange co,,a pauses spread out rando,ly in the ,iddle of your sentences. Too bad you don't spell check any,ore.

I wish I had found and joined this forum sooner.

[Nepster]

Sure, you found www.lemmingsforums.net four years ago... but at that time, all that was there to see was a "404 - Webpage does not exist", so you never looked again.

I wish I had this week as an additional vacation from work.

[Minim]

Granted. However, you ended up barred from the job because somebody has taken your vacancy. You were out of work until the date shown in this post.

I wish I could see the world through a pair of contact lenses

[bsmith]

Granted, but the contact lenses are nowhere near your prescription so all you see is a blurry mess.

I wish I worked at a company with better management.

[Minim]

Granted, but the managers always turn up late because of heavy traffic. Also, your only printer broke down today.

I'm getting so bored of drinking orange juice, I wish I could drink all the different coloured juices.