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[Simon]

geoo: I'm gonna make a new level, "Diagonal Part Women", with the women from Matt's beach set diagonally stacked.
Simon: I'll post in the forums about you not taking seriously the female gender.
geoo: You don't do so either.
geoo: What should I enter in the author field? "Alice Schwarzer"?

geoo: Shall I make a skillset after thinking about it, or just give random skills?

Edit: (geoo reads the above quote)
geoo: No! That's not "Diagonal Part Women", it is "Diagonal Feminist Edition".

-- Simon

[Simon]

http://flockdraw.com/upload/18y5ytc0ksv4g04g0wc.png" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

http://flockdraw.com/upload/e6jjzh7nqhw0ogkw0kk.png" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

http://flockdraw.com/upload/2km2fchks1icsgs0os.png" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/43603680/handsup.png" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

-- Simon

[mobius]

that's a really cool program. (if you don't know what this is) it's an internet chat where you and others can simultaneously draw on a canvas.  (the crappy drawings are mine)

If anyone wants to join in on the games, please do. We missed ya Clam, join in next time.  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/smiley.gif" alt=":)" title="Smiley" class="smiley" /> and those other people in the IRC that are quiet.. http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/undecided.gif" alt=":-\" title="Undecided" class="smiley" />

[geoo]

We played the Lemmings level drawing game in the IRC channel today.

We played in teams of 2, as follows:
The first team confers and decides on a level, tells name and rating of the level to the first player of the other team. This player gets a minute to draw the levels, then the second player of the second team then gets some time to guess which level the drawing depicts. We used flockdraw for the drawings, a site where multiple people can draw simultaneously.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/43603680/drawingchallenge.png" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Here are the drawings. Have fun guessing the levels http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/smiley.gif" alt=":)" title="Smiley" class="smiley" />
The solutions are below.

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PLAYERS:
geoo & Proxima: 2.5
Simon & TM: 2

Round 1:
geoo & Proxima: 1.5
Simon & TM: 1
1. Simon draws TM guesses. 0
 Guess: Meeting Adjourned
 Solution: Highland Fling
2. geoo draws Proxima guesses. +1
 Guess: We are now at LEMCON ONE
 Solution: Poles Apart/We are now at LEMCON ONE
3. TM draws Simon guesses. +1 [missing from the picture above]
 Guess: The Silence of the Lemmings
 Solution: The Silence of the Lemmings
4. Proxima draws geoo guesses. +.5
 Guess: on the polar coast? on the ice coast? on some coast
 Solution: On the antarctic coast

Round 2:
geoo & Proxima: 1
Simon & TM: 1
1. Simon draws TM guesses. +1
 Guess & Solution: Temple of Love
2. geoo draws Proxima guesses. 0
 Drawing was utter failure and depicted Crazy 20. (Level assigned was Lemming Hotel.)
3. TM draws Simon guesses. 0
 Guess: A lot of things
 Solution: Tame 18, Lemmings for Presidents
4. Proxima draws geoo guesses. +1
 Guess & Solution: NO PROBLEM

[mobius]

Me, Proxima, ClamSpammer, and Insane Steve played two games today and made a crazy drawing.
I didn't get all of them. See if you can guess the levels!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/72760678/citizen lemming.jpg" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/72760678/GoneWithLemmings.jpg" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/72760678/higgledy.jpg" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/72760678/pharohs.jpg" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/72760678/virtualREal.jpg" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/72760678/ProximaClamISTM.jpg" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

[GuyPerfect]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/72760678/pharohs.jpg" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

I played that one on Game Boy Color many years ago, but I don't remember its name!

[ccexplore]

I recognize Proxima's (the predominantly blue one) as one of the Tame levels with snow style, I want to say Tame 16 or at least somewhere in the second half of the rating.  I just can't remember the level name of this or most of the other levels in Tame. http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" class="smiley" />

The one with the chains is Almost Virtual Reality or something like that (I know the title has 4 words but don't remember one of the 4.)  It is ironically not the level that has the word "chain" in the title, I'm pretty sure.

I believe the one with the pyramid is Curse of the Pharoahs or its repeat, it fits anyway layout-wise.

The rest I'm not sure.  The last one seems particularly unfair as it clearly seems to be a grossly inaccurate drawing.  I'm hard-pressed to think of any level in, I daresay, any games in the franchise that would have some sort of sun down in the water?!?!?  I can't even identify the big thing in the middle that looks like a fire-breathing giant clam or something. http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/winktounge.gif" alt=";P" title="Wink-Tongue" class="smiley" /> http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/XD.gif" alt=":XD:" title="XD" class="smiley" />

[mobius]

the first is "Citizen Lemming"

Proxima's was actually "Gone with the Lemmings" a bubble level. http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/tongue.gif" alt=":P" title="Tongue" class="smiley" />

then Higgeldy Piggledy

you got the rest right. "Almost Nearly Virtual Reality" (I love the name, dislike the level)
and Curse of the Pharaohs is a repeat of Worra Lorra Lemmings.

and how could you not see the last one represents We all fall down? http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/tongue.gif" alt=":P" title="Tongue" class="smiley" />

looks like we need to get ccexlpore into this game  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" class="smiley" />

[Clam]

and how could you not see the last one represents We all fall down? http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/tongue.gif" alt=":P" title="Tongue" class="smiley" />

More like, We all fall down laughing http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/laugh.gif" alt=":D" title="Laugh" class="smiley" /> http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/laugh.gif" alt=":D" title="Laugh" class="smiley" /> http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/laugh.gif" alt=":D" title="Laugh" class="smiley" /> (I almost did at one point)

We did three more levels that aren't pictured here, apparently no one saved them though http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/undecided.gif" alt=":-\" title="Undecided" class="smiley" />

[Simon]

GuyPerfect: If we're talking about cheap food, go for the bakery items at your local grocery store. Like those packs of four large muffins for $4
geoo: I'll get a 5 days' supply or ramen for that
GuyPerfect: For four bucks? I don't believe it.
SimonN: Czech ramen is cheap, and geoo lives near the border
geoo: http://nakup.itesco.cz/en-GB/ProductDetail/ProductDetail/2001018730185" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">http://nakup.itesco.cz/en-GB/ProductDetail/ProductDetail/2001018730185
SimonN: 4 US dollars is 3,02 euros, and divide that by 0,18 euros (= 4,50 crowns) is 16 packs of ramen
SimonN: Bon Appetit.
GuyPerfect: Why are we talking about food and not testing the Lemmings Revolution patch? O-:
SimonN: 16,7 packets in fact
Simon (to geoo sitting next to him): Google should better be able to compute "16 cheap Czech ramen in US dollars".
geoo (back to Simon): Wolfram Alpha is likely able to do that already! Try!

This is a drawing of Ghetto Wars:

http://asdfasdf.ethz.ch/~simon/etc/flockdraw-ghetto.png" alt="" class="bbc_img" />

-- Simon

[Simon]

<Clam_Spammer> start a forum game that some other forum has
<SimonN> Post a picture that beats the previous picture
<Clam_Spammer> http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/smiley.gif" alt=":)" title="Smiley" class="smiley" />
<SimonN> Generic forum games I've never been a fan of, though.
<SimonN> There is close to none personality in there, you don't anticipate certain users' responses or things like this.
<Clam_Spammer> a lot of them rely on having a lot of people, maybe not so good for a small community
<Clam_Spammer> rate the avatar above you
<SimonN> That is easy, I will just post 10 times in a row to have reason to talk about porcupines
<Clam_Spammer> hurt or heal Lemmings levels

-- Simon

[mobius]

I found this amusing.

I went into the quake-net stats and found this page of every user's stats and a "random quote" from each user.

geoo - "honestly, your line of thinking is just strange"
thick_molasses - "who uses that? physicists probably?"
Proxima - "Why would you think I'm being coy with you?"
GuyPerfect - "That must just be a version number maybe?"
Insane_Steve - "but yea let me fix the more egregious backroutes, be right back"
ccx - "it's the side effect of real life http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" class="smiley" />"
Porcupine - "Extremely high amount of lateral thinking involved"
Capybara - "In fact, I think I'll take a nap now"
TM_ - "....is just hasn't been found yet"
TM_____ - "I think I'll watch some asshole mario before bed"
Mindless` - "is evil or is easier to parse than JSON?"


I wish some of the regulars would come back  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/cry.gif" alt=":'(" title="Cry" class="smiley" />

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@Simon, you need a forum game like; spot the porcupine. Or maybe shout out whenever you mention porcupine.  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/tongue.gif" alt=":P" title="Tongue" class="smiley" />

[GuyPerfect]

Those are randomly-selected quotes? It nearly makes an actual conversation!

[Minim]

I think you're right! If we rearranged all the quotes and made it look like this passage below it would look like a near-perfect conversation!

A: "I think I'll watch some asshole mario before bed"
A: "but yea let me fix the more egregious backroutes, be right back"
A: "Extremely high amount of lateral thinking involved"
B: "who uses that? physicists probably?"
B: "is evil or is easier to parse than JSON?"
A: "....is just hasn't been found yet"
B: "That must just be a version number maybe?"
A: "honestly, your line of thinking is just strange"
B: "Why would you think I'm being coy with you?"
A: "it's the side effect of real life ;-)"
A: "In fact, I think I'll take a nap now"

http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/laugh.gif" alt=":D" title="Laugh" class="smiley" />

[mobius]

 [22:26:41] <Clam_Spammer> i should have breakfast sometime
[22:26:54] <Clam_Spammer> I really ought to do that before I turn on the computer http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/tongue.gif" alt=":P" title="Tongue" class="smiley" />
[22:27:40] <mobius__> what do you eat for breakfast?
[22:28:18] <Clam_Spammer> weetbix
[22:28:54] <Clam_Spammer> nothing too fancy http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/smiley.gif" alt=":)" title="Smiley" class="smiley" />
[22:30:33] <mobius__> news to me http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/wink.gif" alt=";)" title="Wink" class="smiley" />
[22:30:36] <mobius__> "Aussie Kids are Weet-Bix Kids. Weet-Bix is Australia's favourite breakfast cereal. Made from wholegrain wheat with a delicious malty flavour, it provides the long ...
[22:31:21] <mobius__> http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/huh.gif" alt="???" title="Huh?" class="smiley" /> it's huge chunks What do you have to cut it up with your spoon?
[22:31:53] <mobius__> I never saw cereal like that before
[22:39:03] <mobius__> have you solved Sunsoft 23? (move on in two seperate groups)
[22:45:28] <mobius__> are you eating breakfast?
[22:46:42] <mobius__> Clam Spammer: stop talking to yourself mobius. It's not good
[22:51:12] <Clam_Spammer> I had porridge in the end http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/smiley.gif" alt=":)" title="Smiley" class="smiley" />
[22:51:39] <Clam_Spammer> and yeah you cut them with the spoon, after applying generous amounts of milk to soften them up
[22:52:31] <Clam_Spammer> I think I solved all the Gen levels when they were done for Lemmix
[22:56:55] <mobius__> can I see your solution to that level sometime? pretty please?
[22:57:31] <mobius__> ahhhh, I always wanted to try porridge, I don't even know what it is exactly... all I know about is the porridge from Goldy Locks...

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<mobius_> I think Simon should add weasels or potato beasts to Lix
[15:19] <mobius_> :O "Lemme Fatale: Will make a nearby lemming lovestruck and have him commit suicide." http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/huh.gif" alt="???" title="Huh?" class="smiley" />
[15:20] <@SimonN> if I make the Lix fatale, hot lesbian action will result