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[geoo]

I saved a text file with comments about Simon's lovely voice, made by some viewers during Simon's Jazz speedrun at (I think) Shots Fired quite a while ago, thought I'd post those here:

Any one else want to hear Simonnaar say "And with my master plan complete I shall rule the world!"?

I want Simonnaar to teach me Linux

This guy's friendly voice bring me to whole new levels of Euphoria holy shit

He sounds like a friendly evil genius

Right? I feel like he captivates me like Mr. Rogers or Bob Ross

You sound like such a nice person

This one is from one of the regular streams:

I'm going to write Lix fanfiction. Just you wait Simon.

Will you do a dramatic reading?

Lix 820,492 gasped as she saw the giant frog before her. It's wild, hunger filled eyes roving over her 5 pixel body. She knew she couldn't resist that big, welcoming, slimy mouth.. She walked forward as if in a trance. Her desire to be prey almost as great as Mr. Frogs desire to consume her.

[mobius]

I saved a text file with comments about Simon's lovely voice, made by some viewers during Simon's Jazz speedrun at (I think) Shots Fired quite a while ago, thought I'd post those here:

Any one else want to hear Simonnaar say "And with my master plan complete I shall rule the world!"?

I want Simonnaar to teach me Linux

This guy's friendly voice bring me to whole new levels of Euphoria holy shit

He sounds like a friendly evil genius

Right? I feel like he captivates me like Mr. Rogers or Bob Ross

You sound like such a nice person

This one is from one of the regular streams:

I'm going to write Lix fanfiction. Just you wait Simon.

Will you do a dramatic reading?

Lix 820,492 gasped as she saw the giant frog before her. It's wild, hunger filled eyes roving over her 5 pixel body. She knew she couldn't resist that big, welcoming, slimy mouth.. She walked forward as if in a trance. Her desire to be prey almost as great as Mr. Frogs desire to consume her.

this legit made me laugh and creeped me out a little

[Ryemanni]

This made my day so hard. I want Simonnaar to teach me Linux.


Though I still think Simon sounds like he has a beard.

[Simon]

I'll gladly offer help with D, bash scripts, and git in IRC. :lix-beard:

-- Simon

[Flopsy]

Highlights from the Tee KO session - Sorry Simon....and IchoTolot

[mobius]

[22:57]    mobius1   I'm so upset at myself
[22:57]   mobius1   for not meditating today
[22:57]   mobius1   I'm suck a chicken
...
[22:58]   Arty    you sucked a chicken? O_o
...
mobius1   .... SUCH


[with my typing skill seemingly getting worse and worse by the minute, for as of yet- inexplicable reasons, a typo of this nature was bound to happen sooner or later]

[Nessy]

From Discord:

[Nessy] - This is the saddest IRC log ever - https://www.nordicbots.com/?id=73&net=quakenet&cid=84924&year=2019&month=3&day=15
Only two activities the entire day XD

[mobius] - lol

[ccexplore]

Hmm interesting.  Anyway, skimming through recent days of logs, there are typically lots of days on those channels where the only "activities" were joins and quits.  I'm also guessing some (many?) of the quits might just be the computer going to sleep?

Anyway, maybe the only thing unusual about the past Friday was not that almost no one was on, but that their connections all managed to stay alive and undisturbed for over 24 hours?  It's either that, or almost everyone took a break on the exact same day, or the bot was broken for some amount of time that day so the log was incomplete.