Replace a word in a Lemmings level name with "Balls".

[Minim]

I guess you're right, or maybe Lemming's Paintballs. http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/laugh.gif" alt=":D" title="Laugh" class="smiley" />

Balls the Flag (Ah, that's the nickname.)
Time Balls
Balls Blast!
Balls Law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balls_Law" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Wikipedia link)
Happy Balls
Mamamia the Ground is Balls
Lower that balls http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/tongue.gif" alt=":P" title="Tongue" class="smiley" />
Comfortably Balls
Charlie's Balls (Sorry, http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/embarrassed.gif" alt=":-[" title="Embarrassed" class="smiley" /> didn't mean to offend anyone)
Snow Balls
Easy Peasy Balls Squeezy http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/laugh.gif" alt=":D" title="Laugh" class="smiley" />
Come Fly with Balls
What could possibly be in Balls? (Don't ask me)
Balls control
If you can't beat 'em, balls 'em.
A lovely pair of balls?!? http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/thumbsup.gif" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbs Up" class="smiley" />
Lemmings on the Balls (A Circus classic)
Balls away!
A walk through dark balls
Grossi's Balls (Again, I'm so sorry but I couldn't resist)
Trail of the Moving Balls
The Red Balls connection

[mobius]

lets move on from balls and just do any kind of replacement; (unless somebody wants to start a new thread):

from FUN:
only specially trained airline pilots can survive this
morphine will help you here
As long as you give up right now
Don't do anything too intelligent
You Live and Die
Let's be careless and walk off a cliff

--am in the middle of making a "Lemmings Unrated titles" version. Some of them are so dirty however, I'm afraid even to attach a text file..  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/undecided.gif" alt=":-\" title="Undecided" class="smiley" /> PM me if you want to see it.  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/laugh.gif" alt=":D" title="Laugh" class="smiley" />
If I attach it with a warning of bad language is that okay?

[namida]

The whole point is generally to see what ideas you can come up with using the same word; while I agree it might be time to pick another word (perhaps something that requires a bit more creativity, or at least something that's not a body part, to avoid repeating similar things with a different word - otherwise you get cases like on the FFX board on GameFAQs where, without fail, the first suggestion posted in any topic of the kind is Seymour: "Feel my ____! Come, Anima!"), let's not just go generic.

As for the X-rated stuff, I think the general consensus here is that the majority, if not all, of the boards' users are mature enough that it's not going to be a problem. I would think posting it would be fine; maybe if you want to be careful, put a warning and hide it the same way we hide spoilers.

[mobius]

I can't post it cause forum automatically censor's swears  http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/undecided.gif" alt=":-\" title="Undecided" class="smiley" />

anyway there it is: WARNING: very bad language! http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/scared.gif" alt=":scared:" title="Scared" class="smiley" />

some of my favorites:

Keep your pants on Mr. Lemming
Here's one I penetrated earlier
The Fart Gallery
Kidney stones
The ascending penis scenario

[namida]

I'm fairly sure the word filters on here have been long since disabled... let's test it.

f*** s*** ass arse **** cock nigger bitch faggot wanker bastard pussy asshole obama

Okay, so it censors out all but the first letter in the F word and the S word, and censors out the entire word (including the first letter) on the C word. Apart from that, it seems we have no censors. (By the way, the reason I put "ass" and "asshole" seperately is because some sites (for example, GameFAQs) ban the latter but allow the former.)


Anyway, of the ones you posted in the quote box, only the 2nd and the 5th should offend even the most uptight of people. No one cares about farts anymore, and the rest I don't even see how anyone could be offended by. =P (However, me and my small mind were highly amused by the 3rd one.)
I'll check out your full list now...

[namida]

Hm, with a few new large packs (LPIII, LPO, the cLemmings series...) and Lemmings Touch we might have to revisit this topic...

[NathanBros]

Now use miners and balls

Hmm...

[Liebatron]

from FUN:
only specially trained airline pilots can survive this

I'm actually really liking this first idea you had here; "specially trained airline pilots"...

Specially trained airline pilots all fall down
As long as specially trained airline pilots try their best
If only specially trained airline pilots could fly
Specially trained airline pilots can wait (we hope!)

Or some other incredibly specific and possibly nonsensical phase, like "horse detectives":

Smile if you love horse detectives!
Lock up your horse detectives
This should be a horse detective
Don't let your horse detectives deceive you
Detective McHorse will help you here