Rant time!

Started by G3K, September 17, 2004, 03:05:52 PM

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G3K

Little story to tell.
 
Last night, my two bins (one for generic rubbish and the other for recyclable stuff) were nicked. Yes, bins. Why, I don't know. Anyway, moving on, next day at school some little worthless piece of shit comes up to me and says:
 
"Hawhaw, ah bunked your two bins last night! Auhurglhurgh"

(Translation: Teeheehee! I stole your two bins last night! Give me a kicking!)
 
Needless to say I was extremely pissed off at this point and tempted to make sure the little bastard never walked again, but I somehow managed to restrain myself and (unfortunately) let the scumbag live. So now we've had to spend about &#A3;70 on a new bin, and have let yet another worthless little twerp to continue to live and breed.
 
So, to quote a famous Flash series... "Antony Hawkins, you (and your family... and quite a lot of Sikeside for that matter) are fucking morons."
 
And they wonder why Scotland's going down the plughole  X_X

Andi

Your two bins? Hm... the small ones from under your desk or the big ones?

Conway

&#A3;70 for a new bin?! What sort of bin is it? O_o

Andi

I had a chat with G3K about that. If you are afraid of bad words please don't read it. If you are afraid of my spelling mistakes don't read it, too. :D

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(18:15:58) Evil Lemming:
Who the fuck is inetrested in stealing bins???

(18:16:08) After seven years on the internet, I can conclude that replacing "s" with "z" is neither cool nor funny:
Beats me =/

(18:16:52) Evil Lemming:
Where it the small ones from under your desk or the big ones?

(18:17:12) After seven years on the internet, I can conclude that replacing "s" with "z" is neither cool nor funny:
Big ones, the ones that are emptied by the council every week

(18:17:34) Evil Lemming:
X_X And where the hell did that crap guy take them? Did he ate them???

(18:17:47) Evil Lemming:
Or is he now living in them?

(18:17:59) After seven years on the internet, I can conclude that replacing "s" with "z" is neither cool nor funny:
Heh, I doubt I'll ever know... although the last one is a bit of a possibility -_6

(18:18:03) After seven years on the internet, I can conclude that replacing "s" with "z" is neither cool nor funny:
-_^*

G3K

Quote from: Conway  link=1095433552/0#2 date=1095442593&#A3;70 for a new bin?! What sort of bin is it? O_o

The kind of bins the council provide; you know, the big black ones.

Conway

Oh! And you have to pay for a replacement? I'm not sure if we do, or would.

Andi

Try it out. Tell your friends they should take it away and you'll see. :D

namida

Too bad they didn't leave the bins and take you instead. ^_^
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Liebatron

X_X In all my life, i've never had any type of bin stolen from me. What moron would steal something like a bin, and then laugh in the person they stole it from's face that they stole it? X_Xand once again X_X. That's like going to the police and saying that you destroyed something and then laughing at them.once again, X_X
umm. well maybe once more X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X X_X