Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Started by namida, July 20, 2009, 01:23:56 PM

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namida

A: Quadratic formula.

Q: What do you get if you multiply the quadratic formula by Pythagoras's thereom?
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Minim

A: Too many squared answers.

Q: What do you get when you mix an old lady with a large tambourine?
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namida

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Minim

Don't know. I thought you were going to say Salvation.

What do you get when you mix an old lady with a large tangerine?
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namida

A: Snakes on a Plane.

Q: Are there mother flippin' snakes on this mother flippin' plane?
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Dullstar

No.  The plane was deemed lifeless five seconds ago.

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namida

A: The purpose is to offer prizes to consumers in exchange for acheiving well in the competition, and it's good because it means we get free stuff.

Q: Does free stuff pwn?
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Minim

A: Nothing's free in my shops

Q: What are the numbers on my invisible lottery ticket?
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namida

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Minim

A: We'll stop if you want to, otherwise answer this question.

Q: What's the most addictive healthy drink?
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namida

A: V. Ignore all those who say it isn't healthy.

Q: Do you drink V?
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Minim

A: V for Vodka? I don't drink Vodka

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namida

[No, V is the name of an energy drink!]

A: No, but 50 more can get past while that one distracts the machine.

Q: Do girls fart?
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Minim

A: Yes! But some of their lovers hate it though...

Q: Is answering a question harder than asking a question?
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Dullstar

In this topic, no.

Am I running low on ideas for stupid questions?