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namida

#75
August 05, 2009, 08:06:12 AM
A: Quadratic formula.
Q: What do you get if you multiply the quadratic formula by Pythagoras's thereom?
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Minim

#76
August 05, 2009, 08:12:18 AM
A: Too many squared answers.
Q: What do you get when you mix an old lady with a large tambourine?
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namida

#77
August 05, 2009, 09:06:47 AM
A: Barack Obama.
Q: Why?
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Minim

#78
August 05, 2009, 01:04:05 PM
Don't know. I thought you were going to say Salvation.
What do you get when you mix an old lady with a large tangerine?
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namida

#79
August 05, 2009, 02:47:59 PM
A: Snakes on a Plane.
Q: Are there mother flippin' snakes on this mother flippin' plane?
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Dullstar

#80
August 06, 2009, 03:17:46 AM
No.  The plane was deemed lifeless five seconds ago.
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namida

#81
August 06, 2009, 06:11:16 AM
A: The purpose is to offer prizes to consumers in exchange for acheiving well in the competition, and it's good because it means we get free stuff.
Q: Does free stuff pwn?
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Minim

#82
August 06, 2009, 09:07:36 AM
A: Nothing's free in my shops
Q: What are the numbers on my invisible lottery ticket?
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namida

#83
August 06, 2009, 10:53:12 AM
A: 31. Nothing else. Just 31.
Q:
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Minim

#84
August 06, 2009, 05:55:38 PM
A: We'll stop if you want to, otherwise answer this question.
Q: What's the most addictive healthy drink?
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namida

#85
August 07, 2009, 08:08:57 AM
A: V. Ignore all those who say it isn't healthy.
Q: Do you drink V?
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#86
August 07, 2009, 08:25:21 AM
A: V for Vodka? I don't drink Vodka
Q: Can a lemming get through a Squeeze Machine?
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namida

#87
August 07, 2009, 10:43:16 AM
[No, V is the name of an energy drink!]

A: No, but 50 more can get past while that one distracts the machine.
Q: Do girls fart?
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Minim

#88
August 07, 2009, 03:56:53 PM
A: Yes! But some of their lovers hate it though...
Q: Is answering a question harder than asking a question?
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Dullstar

#89
August 08, 2009, 01:44:08 AM
In this topic, no.
Am I running low on ideas for stupid questions?
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