Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Started by namida, July 20, 2009, 01:23:56 PM

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Minim

OK. I will accept "Go screw yourself" and "Oh My God" and "Heck" but nothing else.
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namida

No, that's my whole point. "Go screw yourself" is no less offensive than "Go [f-word] yourself", it simply uses a different word to express the exact same meaning.

Anyway, let's get back on topic... reposting the last question:

Q: How many people on earth are older than John McCain?
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Dullstar

How many more forum games do you plan on ruining!   http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/angry.gif" alt=">:(" title="Angry" class="smiley" /> http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/angry.gif" alt=">:(" title="Angry" class="smiley" /> http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/angry.gif" alt=">:(" title="Angry" class="smiley" />

Dullstar

... It's clearly used as a joke, and "*******", if even a swear word at all (I don't believe it is), is a VERY tame one.
That's a bad word, and it's not tame at all.

NOTE:  I have tampered with this quote for obvious reasons...

Mr. K

No, that's my whole point. "Go screw yourself" is no less offensive than "Go [f-word] yourself", it simply uses a different word to express the exact same meaning.

Anyway, let's get back on topic... reposting the last question:

Q: How many people on earth are older than John McCain?
Namida, I'm on your side.  I don't really care about swears.  We've all seen them before, and I've gotten to the point where I'm not even close to offended.  The way I run this forum, I couldn't care less whether you use 'em.  We just have a few people that need to lighten up and learn to ignore.

Btw.  I'll continue the game.

A: None

Q: Hey is that a three-headed monkey behind you?

Minim

A: No, it's a spider crawling along my bedroom wall.

Q: How fast can a lemming run a mile?
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namida

A: It depends on whether it has to climb walls along the way.

A: Why does this question have an A instead of a Q?
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Minim

A: I's just a statement, probably

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namida

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Minim

A: My spider from yesterday.

Q: How many vases grow flowers?
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namida

A: None of them. It was actually the ducks.

Q: Why did 7 8 9?
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Minim

A: Because 9 1 2 7

Q: Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?
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namida

A: Because triangular boxes would be weird.

Q: Quack?
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Minim

A: I know who's speaking!

Q: How white is the white house?
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Dullstar

A:  White enough to be classified as white.

Q:  What is going to happen to the question after this one?