Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[GigaLem]

A: I'd better lick myself
Q:I'm standing in the air why am I not falling?

[namida]

A: You are breaking the law of gravity and the police are on their way to arrest you.

Q: What if a lemming tried to perform all 8 skills at once?

[Minim]

A: It would get an instant migraine, then it blows up and leaves all the tools behind.

Q: What has Clams got to do with Cranes?

[namida]

A: Clams are a secret power source used to make cranes work.

Q: What if there was a Farter skill?

[Clam]

A: It would be more useful than the Diver.

Q: Where does the time go?

[Minim]

A: It would be more useful than the Diver.

Aww... I was going to answer "It would make a popping sound similar to that of the Bomber", but I hadn't enough time. Anyway...

A: Inside a Clock instruction booklet.

Q: How many people in the world use METHYLCHLOROISOTHIAZOLINONE as their password?

[Luis]

A. That's what the Elephants uses. That's why their accounts have never been hacked.

Q. Why Lemmings can't build back into the entrance?

[exit]

A: Because they don't have any builders.

Q: Why can't you directly kill lemmings?

[Clam]

A. Because you're not http://www.lemmingsforums.com/index.php?topic=728.msg15741#msg15741" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Rasputin.

Q. What if the cloner skill turned lemmings into Clones? (i.e, the characters from the game, Clones)

[Minim]

A: They would finally find a way to eat and drink - by gulping!

Q: How much does the construction of the lemmings world cost?

[exit]

A: Approximately 404 Lemmings Dollars.

Q: How were lemmings cloned?

[Prob Lem]

A: Ask http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_(sheep)" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Dolly.

Q: Why on Earth were all the king's horses and all the king's men wasting their time on a careless anthropomorphic egg? Didn't they have anything better to do?

[Minim]

A: Because the men tried to teach the horses how to pick up this careless anthropomorphic (and probably hot and heavy too) egg.

Q: Why do we never see lemmings walking in cities?

[exit]

A: We do. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T3aWPfdIeAM" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T3aWPfdIeAM

Q:Where do lemmings go after Rendezvous at the Mountain?

[Minim]

A: Heaven! The mountain in the middle is only the first few steps up towards Heaven.

Q: How many of us can spell METHYLCHLOROISOTHIAZOLINONE (27 letters) faster than the alphabet (26 letters)?