Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[namida]

Because we have no money to buy it with, the ex-wife took it all.

What if cats could fly but only on Tuesdays?

[arttu98]

A: That would be a cat-astrophe.

Q: What's on your right side?

[GigaLem]

A: a black hole augh SH-Censored
Q: Why am I speaking in rainbows?

[namida]

A: Because you just lost the game.

Q: What if iPhones dualbooted iOS and Android?

[Clam]

A: An apple http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Android_version_history" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">ice cream sandwich. (Mmmm...)

Q: How do you escape from the zoo?

[namida]

A: Glasses and a mostauche. Only humans wear those, so they won't suspect a thing.

Q: Why is there no direct "Athlete" skill?

[Clam]

A: We tried training Athletes, but they misunderstood so they turned out to be Runners and ran away.

Q: How do you fit 80 lemmings inside a Christmas pudding?

[Crane]

A: The same way have four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

Q: What happens to the lemmings who get caught in the vacuum cleaner traps in the bubble tileset?

[arttu98]

A: They turn into bubbles!

Q: How?

[Clam]

A: They get transported to Lemmings 3D world and become bombers. They even split into smaller bubbles!

Q: Why are lemmings better than humans?

[namida]

A: Because they don't waste time touching themselves at night.

Q: What if there was a Tractor Driver skill in Lemmings?

[Minim]

A: The Tractor may squash up all the other lemmings. Be careful out there.

Q: Why can't eggs be twisted open?

[namida]

A: Because the chickens superglue them shut.

Q: What if nuclear weapons did no damage, but just covered an equivalent area with really bad fart stench?

[Luis]

People will fire stink bomb missiles at each other and even sell them.

What time is it?

[Clam]

A: Not yet.

Q: Why isn't it yet?