Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[GigaLem]

A:Send out all of the airplains in the world And tell them to drop all the paint
Q:What does namida do on his day off

[Minim]

(I in the UK are celebrating Red Nose Day today, so let's humour things up by playing this old game)

A: He decides to play croquet.
Q: Why are raincoats not made of wood?

[Clam]

A: Because it obviously wooden work. *groan*
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Q: Why did it take 998 days to answer the previous question?

[Luis]

A. The thread was sucked into a blackhole and it found it's way back 998 days later.

Q. Why Lemmings keep falling into another entrance to a dungeon, after going through an exit?

[Minim]

A: Because they decided to get lost, those poor creatures
Q: Why don't Lemmings eat tofu?

[Luis]

A. Because they never found such a food. Put it in front of the exit and line it up on the ground. Don't make a big pile, or they'll turn around from it.

Q. Why clouds never fall on us?

[Clam]

A: Just to be different to all that boring gravity-affected stuff.

Q: We'll never know who stole the cookie from the cookie jar. But who put the cookie in the cookie jar to begin with?

[GigaLem]

A:No one knows that either
Q:Why do i have nothing to do?

[Minim]

A: Because your house has broken down.
Q: What is so special about May 23?

[Clam]

A: It's the 0th anniversary of that post! Congratulations! http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/thumbsup.gif" alt=":thumbsup:" title="Thumbs Up" class="smiley" />

Q: How many Lix does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[Minim]

A: Depends on the weight. Hopefully they won't make the lollies too heavy. Realistically, I'd say 4 per lolly.

Q: All Pingus have yellow beaks, so why does one Pingu have a red beak?

[namida]

A: Because he's in the closet, and uses a lot of lipstick.

Q: What evolutionary advantage is provided to lemmings by being able to explode?

[jammer64]

A: Dunno but evolution theory relates to Big Bang!

Q: Why am I too dumb to finish Crane's Thanatos? http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/laugh.gif" alt=":D" title="Laugh" class="smiley" />

[Clam]

A. Because the level is specially built to interfere with normal brain function, thus actually lowering your IQ while you play.

Q. Who really runs the forum these days?

[Crane]

A. The NSA.

Q. Why is Triple Trouble not in Mayhem?