Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Dullstar]

A:  Gibberish in the snow.
Q:  What's EEnE?

[Pooty]

A: Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy.
Q: DEAD+BEE=?

[Dullstar]

A:  Soon to be the little insect that was annoying you five minutes ago.
Q:  KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRTbuntu?

[Liebatron]

A: No thanks, I prefer Croissants to KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZRT buns.

Q: When are the gnomes?

[GigaLem]

A:STOP STARING AT ME
Q:World ends 2012 or [size=9]5MILLON YEAR LATER![/size]

[GuyPerfect]

A: Is that a question?

Q: Do brown cows make chocolate milk?

[Pooty]

A: Of course! Brown cows are made of chocolate!
Q: Did you take some pictures of the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the harem of the court of King Caractacus?

[GigaLem]

A:What?!
Q:Where should that arrow be pointing on a im with stupid shirt

[Liebatron]

A: To the West, haven't you heard that song before?

Q: How are a Raven and a Writing desk both similar to Admiral Horatio Nelson?

[Dullstar]

None of them ate speakers every night for dinner as far as the general public knows.

What if they did???

[asbaarle]

A: Fiddlesticks!
Q: Why are there so many Tuba players in phone booths these days?

[Liebatron]

Answer: It's the only place soundproofed enough that they can practice without disturbing the peace.

Question: Why does tautology exist?

[Dullstar]

A:  Because everyone DIED.
Q:  Why did everyone die?

[Clam]

A: Calendar was two and a half years out.
Q: Does sense none this why make?

[Burned]

A: Not at all. tihs qotseuin is so cfnosunig, and so is tihs aenswr. It is so wierd.

(Not at all, this question is so confusing, and so is this answer. It is so weird).

Q: How do you paint the whole world red?