Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[namida]

Another favourite of mine, which I'm surprised hasn't been started here yet.
The title pretty much says it all. The answers obviously shouldn't be serious, and don't have to be truthful in any way.
Once you answer the question, ask the next one.

Q: Why do lemmings have green hair?

[Yawg]

A: A freak accident involving hamsters, a bar of soap, and 4000 metric tons of Plutonium.
Q: Who taught lemmings how to fence through solid rock?

[Dullstar]

A:  They were taught by the evil hamster zombies that were out to conquer the world.
Q:  How does Mario eat a mushroom that's his own size?
How to make the line:

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[Yawg]

A: His jaw distends like a snake's, because he's not really a Japanese-Italian plumber...he's really a Japanese-Italian plumber CYBORG.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Dullstar]

A:  To see what it is like to get ran over by a chicken driving a car.
Q:  What is the IQ of any given mouse?

[namida]

Nothing, until you plug them into a PC.
What is the answer to the question of the person after you?

[Dullstar]

A:  What's the question?
Q:  What is the next question, considering I have been asked to answer it by the previous question?

[namida]

A: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Q: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?

[Dullstar]

A:  Most likely asteroids/meteors.
Q:  Was the previous question very stupid?

[namida]

A: Only on thursdays.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bike with a dingo?

[Dullstar]

A:  Why don't you Google it first?
Q:  How many letters are supported in MS-DOS?

[namida]

A: Four. The dash is not a letter, and the second S is kind of falling off due to lack of support.
Q: What do ducks eat?

[Dullstar]

A:  They eat what ducks eat.
Q:  Why is Google awesome?

[namida]

A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23LKD9Z1hw" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">Because you touch yourself at night.
Q: Which road did the chicken cross?

[Dullstar]

Namida, be careful what context you use on your links.  I reported that one to the moderators because due to the context I feel that could be a link to a nasty video.  I could be wrong, but still...

A:  I refuse to answer.
Q:  Why was the current keyboard layout created?