Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Luis]

A. Depends on how many skills it take to reach said lightbulb.

Q. Why the world is full of questions?

[Minim]

Q: How many lemmings does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

(If I answered that question I would've said 5 lemmings. One to build a stair. Another three are turned into blockers to keep the bulb still and the last lemming bashes the bulb to screw it in)

A: Because the world is full of serious answers, like for example Luis' answer to the previous question.

Q: What happens when you compare a group of lemmings with Pacman?

[exit]

A: You notice that pacman is fat and the lemmings are very thin.

Q: Why did the original lemmings come first, and not Oh No More Lemmings?

[Minim]

A: Because Oh No More Lemmings didn't look/sound/feel/smell/taste very 'original'.

Q: Why is there no timezone in the Lemmings world?

[exit]

A: Because if there was, there would be a stack overflow and your computer would get a huge five-second timer.

Q: Why is there a level called "all the sixes" and not "all the fives"?

[Luis]

A. 215 years ago there was a level called all the fives and turned into all the sixs in 1900. It will become all the sevens in 2100.

Q. Do Japanese candy taste like Japanese?

[namida]

A: No, they actually taste like French. The reasons behind this are unknown to either the Japanese or thr French, but Poland is suspected of having something to do with it.

Q: Can lemmings survive a nuclear winter?

[Minim]

A: Given the available skillset, I think they can. On the day before the nuclear winter one lemming needs to mine a hole deep enough to get everyone inside the burrow; then let someone else build stairs to block the hole. That way all the nuclear air will stay out.

Q: What's the plural for Koenigsegg?

[namida]

A: Koenigsegg-tachi.

Q: Would a hobo become a clown to eat the pies thrown at his/her face?

[bsmith]

A: Only as long as he has enough booze to wash down the pies.

Q: What does a lemming clown look like?

[Minim]

A: More like a mohawk, including a single strand of long hair on its chin, a pair of springy shoes and with balloons attached to its body.

Q: Why can't we all wear shoes the same size?

[exit]

A: Because lemmings are fake.

Q: Why is one of my clams a frog?

[GigaLem]

Because he ate a clam

what would happen to the lemmings forum on Halloween?

[NathanBros]

The date will show as October 31.

Witches are real?