What if _____ came to your house?

Started by Dullstar, May 25, 2009, 06:46:22 PM

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GigaLem

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG DONG!
Door opens
Rabbit:CAN I USE YOUR BATHROOM THANKS!
Giga: http://www.lemmingsforums.com/Smileys/lemmings/huh.gif" alt="???" title="Huh?" class="smiley" />
rabbit:I can't do number 2
Giga:Heres some laxitives
Rabbit:THANKS

Next object:Kids next door (sector v)

Dullstar

The kids next door?
*replaces plain ol' door with heavy duty soundproof lockable steel door/blast shield.  Also, when they leave, creates moat.

The constipated rabbit returns, angry about an overdose of laxatives.

GigaLem

DIIIIIIIIIING dong
Giga walk to door
Bang! WHAM!!!
Giga(realy hurt):OWW!
Rabbit:EEEEERRRR YAAAHH OWWW
Giga(realy hurt):I..Think..he hasOw dierea i think i broke my limbs
To be continued....
Next object:Rabbit (part 2)

Burned

Ice_Eagle, who had been busy this past year, opens the door, to see the same constipated rabbit.
Ice_Eagle: Oh, rabbit, what is wrong with you?
Rabbit: THE HORROR! I CAN'T GET IT OUTTA ME!
Tux: Just use the bathroom.
He let the annoying rabbit in.
1 hour later.
Ice_Eagle: Rabbit, how long are you going to take there?
Rabbit: Uh...uh...
Ice_Eagle: Well, this'll take a while.
While Ice_Eagle and Tux wait for Rabbit to finish his business, he sends Skinner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naAXur7te8I" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naAXur7te8I, first seen at 1:43) to the next poster's house. And watch out, he really likes to skin animals.