Introducing The Super Teleporter!

[Ryemanni]

Are you bored of the same old SLOW teleporters every graphic set has? That's why we're bringing you the new



The SUPER TELEPORTER comes with many features, which include:

-SUPER fast ONE FRAME long teleporting animation!
-Possibility to spawn evil demons with every teleport cycle!
-It will teach you Linux!
-The SUPER TELEPORTER will even watch netflix with you!

There's actually nothing the SUPER TELEPORTER can't do!

We asked some Lemmings "What do you think of the SUPER TELEPORTER?", and here are the answers:

- I've never seen anything so awesome!
- It helped me get my hair back!
- My cousin died after using it!
- Why are you asking me this?
- I'll take 3!
- 2cool4me
- *clap*

Order your SUPER TELEPORTER today! For ONLY 10,000$

Don't hesitate!


DISCLAIMER:

The SUPER TELEPORTER crew is not responsible for loss of sanity, loss of hair or loss of sleep!
Some lemmings might also get lost in the hyperspace.

Lemmings were hurt while the making of this product. Clams were not.
The SUPER TELEPORTER does not come with manual or any kind of help.
















April fools! (You can catually download the teleporter though, attachment below.)

[Crane]

April Fools or not, that's some nice pixel-art you got there for it.

[GigaLem]

I wish you could've made a graphic set for that (well that and easter) either way, It looks really nice. Now if only I could do the perfect billy mays voice for that.

[Nessy]

The customer reviews are in!

I just didn't believe all the hype, but now I understand it completely! The Super Teleporter can truly do anything you want. It's so fast it send some of my lemmings back in time, making very interesting puzzles with time limits along side the evil demons! It taught me Linux, but it even taught me Git, C++, and Python. It even backroute checks your levels while it watches Netflix with you!

5 out of 5 stars. Would highly recommend

[mobius]

Thanks to Super Teleporter; I quit my job, divorced my wife, now I'm homeless! Thanks super Teleporter

(Tim and Eric reference)