Ask a stupid question, get a serious answer.

[namida]

Now, you all seem to like the stupid answer game, and this one worked really well on another board. It's the same as the stupid question stupid answer, except you try to answer the stupid question as seriously as you can.

Let's start it with the same question as the stupid answer one started from.

Q: Why do lemmings have green hair?

[arttu98]

A: Because the creators of Lemmings made it that way.

Q: Why brown cows don't make chocolate milk?

[Luis]

Because different fur color doesn't mean the body will function differently.

Why snakes look like worms?

[namida]

A: Because both evolved in parallel to have long legless bodies due to the pressures of natural selection.

Q: Why can't chickens fly?

[arttu98]

A: Because their wings are too small and their body is too big.

Q: Why does humanity exist?

[Luis]

Because God thought it would be better if the Earth had at least one intelligence species.

Why isn't it 2013 anymore?

[arttu98]

A: Because it's now 2014. Happy new year everyone!

Q: What does the fox say?

[namida]

A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWXiNqD5B_k" class="bbc_link" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWXiNqD5B_k

Q: Why is there no Farter skill in Lemmings?

[Luis]

Because no level was made that requires the sound of a fart and the smell it produces in order to solve it.

Why I don't have eyes on the back?

[GigaLem]

A: Because that would be creepy
Q: Why can't I be an only child?

[namida]

Because your parents had lots of sex.

What if the sun were made of cheese?

[arttu98]

A: We all would freeze to death.

Q: What is the answer to this question?

[Clam]

A: A serious answer to that question.

Q: What if I don't ask a question?

[Luis]

You just did.

Where's air?

[Minim]

A: It's actually everywhere, our eyes are just not functioned to see air.

Q: Can someone tell me how to caramelise a bunion?