Let's not forget this one as well! Remember: after the last person posts seven words, the person after that has to start at one again.
Tables
taught me
how to fly
high, so I can
say hello to Mr. Airplane
, who swiftly split me in two
so I cannot move. But then swords
danced
around my
shack, which angered
the men playing cards
inside it. Many mooners ago
(Deliberate.)
annoyed the heck out of humans
who reserved the right to kick their
big
fat asses
back to the
skies. "Goodbye, you losers!"
"So long, farewell, but I'd"
Suddenly, a very weird water bottle
made absoloutly no sense in this story
because
The guy
was staring at
The strange shape, that
was jumping from left to
further left, which was further than
the right. Suddenly, the shape bounced at
random
walls, floors,
and ceilings, one
of them with acid.
This related to the time
when the gym was filled with
grease, and it reacted with the Carbon
I think that's five words you put there, Isu. I guess we're having way too much fun.
Oops! I thought I was on the 5 word forum... :embarassed:
EDIT: Fixed
(I thought I was too, until I saw the mistake)
Monoxide
in the
locker room. Then
The lockers started melting!
Even the clothes inside melted!
So, the World Cup Players couldn't
do any team sport games. They ranted.
Then
lightning struck,
and they exploded.
Now there wasn't a
trace of all the players.
Nobody mourned, which was good considering
because all those players really, really sucked.
"Yippie!"
cried the
cute little lemmings.
It turned out that
these little lemmings are evil.
and had to be dealt away
by using lots and lots of stuff.
After
they were
attacking the spaceships,
one lemming demanded they
surrender their technology to the
leader of all the lemmings. So
it was done. Though while
someone ate pancakes, someone ate waffles.
This did not interfere with the transaction.
With the Leaders newfound technology
, they did nothing, they were too stupid.
Afterwards
, Lemmy was
completely unsure of
something about exploding felines.
He decided to conduct some
experiments verifying that evolution does occur.
He botched the experiment and proved nothing.
Lemmy
stumbled upon
a diamond mine.
He thought it would
give him riches, instead, he
launched the diamonds into space, and
they were lost in the final frontier.
Appalled,
many sought
advice from the
Big, Strange Witch-doctor,
who was said to give
canned spruce wood to some random
lunatic who yelled "kill all lemmings!" Outraged,
they
ate pie.
The more that
that happened, the less
they seemed to care about
the upside down world nearby. Confused,
they sent an expedition over there to
recover
the stolen
upside-down grail.
The expedition was a
total flop, as most of
them descended into lunacy. The upside
down grail turned into a piece of
sand,
made of
some otherwordly rock.
That rock was actually
the remains of an ancient
pair of bifocal glasses. These glasses
could also tell time. Without further ado
seized them
And when he
put them on, he
saw it was 7:00.
He screamed and clawed at his
nose, and when he did, he bent
a
It broke in
two pieces, and then
fell to the ground with
a resounding twang, which was weird
Quote from: Timballisto on May 14, 2007, 10:57:22 AM
a resounding twang, which was weird
So weird, that the pink elephants turned
green.
They started
to twist and
turn, which was weird.
Eventually they all snapped and
snipped, eventhough it's normally snipped and
snapped. That didn't seem to matter, however,
as
they survived.
How they managed
to survive was
a mystery even to
the big, weird star-man.
He studied them extensively, but could
not figure it out at all, so
he caused donuts to rain from the
purple
clouds of
hell. Then he
ate pie. He was
very fond of pie. We
shall never know just how fond
he was of pie. Meanwhile, Lemmy was
told
pie was
really made of
sugar cubes and tar.
Outraged, he sued the manager
of Pie World. He however, didn't
expect the Spanish Inquisition to suddenly appear.
The
Spanish Inquisition
was actually a
entourage of dead lemmings
that ate pie constantly. That
revelation shocked Lemmy to the core.
Lemmy rushed away from the scene, only
pausing
to call
out in horror
"Oh No!" He rushed
out into the street, where
the police saw him and rescued
him from a fate even worse than
death.
They clapped
so loudly that
even the pink hampsters
heard it on the moon.
They chittered and covered their ears.
And then, en masse, their heads exploded.
Gore
dissapeared into
the sewers as
India ate dinner. She
(P.S: "India" is the name of one of my kittens)
realized that it was a
Goliath beetle. Disgusted, she threw it
so violently that its carapace shattered against
a
wooden block.
Then it seemed
to dissapear, only
to reappear several feet
from India. She ran to
it and stared at it until
it flew away. It buzzed so loudly
that
a dead
chipmunk arose again.
It ran to Timbuktu
and started a business firm
Eventually, he got bored and left.
His underlings attempted to rule the world.
Then,
they undertook
Goliath Beetle Land.
The Beetles fought a
winning battle. Eventually, they
grew tired of it and
ate pie. Then they ate cake.
During this time they were the victims
of
a vile
scorpion. The beetles
were slain by the
evil fire ants, who, in
turn, destroyed themselves. There was much
"mystery goo" pouring out of the sewers.
The
"mystery goo"
, with malicious intent,
started to burn innocent
termites. Meanwhile, the Goliath beetles
staged a revolt. They had a
stone archway, which they used to stop
invaders.
The ants
were clever about
the arch, and broke
it with cannon fire and
destroyed anything with the letter M
in the vicinity, which included the maurauding
meat
manglers of
Planet Forty Two
and many mediocre Martians.
Even Muggles were also being
massacred. Eventually the madness ceased, and
the whole of Iceland rejoiced. The party
lasted
forty days
and was greatly
ended by Soviet Russians
equipped soley with amazingly magical
Crystal Skulls. Then, nitroglycerine splattered over
my house. Nothing happened to it. Eggs
hatched
, making chickens
who started to
(PS: I don't know if this topic is too old. If it is, feel free to delete my post.)
make cats awesomer than