Lemmings Forums

A silly game I played on another forum.

Give or take away points for any reason you like. Be creative!

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Lemmings get to dye their hair green! +1 Lemmings

Lemmings: 1
Humans: 0

Lemmings are permanently banned from boarding airplanes, for obvious reasons.  +1 Humans (well really more -1 Lemmings)
[edit: taking away points is allowed so -1 Lemmings after all]

Lemmings: 0
Humans: 0

Lemmings are loyal and always do what you ask of them.

+1 Lemmings

Lemmings: 1
Humans: 0

Humans have played lemmings.  Lemmings have yet to played humans.

+1 Humans

Lemmings: 1
Humans: 1

They just keep on coming

+1 Lemmings

Lemmings: 2
Humans: 1

Lemmings can somehow cut through rock and stone with their bare fists and make tunnels and then somehow the terrain above them does not fall down
+1 Lemmings

Lemmings: 3
Humans: 1

Capybaras pwn both.
+1 Capybaras

=P

Hamsters can spin around on the spot, and even do so at variable speeds.
+1 Hamsters

Lemmings: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1

Nuclear weapons can remove all traces of lemmings, humans, hamsters and capybaras.
+1 Nukes

...Okay, this is getting a bit ridiculous now. =P xD

Restoring from a backup
+1 Backups

Lemmings: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Backups: 1

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I rather like this. Lemmings vs Humans wasn't going to get anywhere especially on the human side.

You need humans to manage the backups.
+1 Humans

Lemmings: 3
Humans: 2
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Backups: 1

Humans get somewhere now that we have other stuff

Backups will someday become fully automated and not require a human.
-1 humans, +1 backups

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1

I was hoping Hat, Scarf or Gloves would be another game like this one

+1 Hats, Scarfs and Gloves

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Hats: 1
Scarfs: 1
Gloves: 1

  even tho geoo is away right now somehow cappybaras manage to get involved.

Some people's avatars aren't showing up for me and the site is acting funny so either -1 the forum or -1 my web browser

Hats, Scarfs and Gloves 1
Lemmings: 3
Backups: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Hats: 1
Scarfs: 1
Gloves: 1

Wtf @ heads, scarfs and gloves being one common entry in addition to their three individual entries. We should backup (+1) the earlier ranking.

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Hats, Scarfs and Gloves: 1
Hats: 1
Scarfs: 1
Gloves: 1

Winter clothing gets rolled up and put away for the summer.
-1 Hats, Scarfs and Gloves; these get rolled in together
+1 Summer

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 1
Hats, Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Summer: 1

The Capybara accidentally sat on the Hamster smooshing it to death.
The human took the hat since hats can be worn all seasons.

-1 Hamster
-1 Hat (separated from Scarfs and Gloves)

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hamsters: 0
Hats 2
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Summer: 1

Did a Capybara used Body Slam and it got a Critical hit?
...
Geese i play way too much Pokémon

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Hats: 2
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Summer: 1
...
Pokémon: ? (I know I am going to regret putting this here  )

Dots are good, +1 for "..."

Also, the list is now sorted by votes.

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Hats: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: ?

-- Simon

-1 humans, cause humans are dumb, they make war and kill eachother
-3 scarfs and gloves cause I'm cold-blooded I don't need them
+1 ... [... sure is useful]
also +10 mobius, he's a great guy and deserves more attention

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs and Gloves: 3 [-3]
Hats: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
shingles: 1
Summer: 1
...: 2
Pokémon: 9000
mobius: 9

[-1 mobius for screwing up this silly game  ]

Reverted to the previous state, but the Pokémon data got corrupted.

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Hats: 2
Humans: 1
Capybaras: 1
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

In a startling turn of events, the Capybara suddenly went rabid and killed the human! 

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs and Gloves: 3
Hats: 2
Humans: -1 -1
Capybaras: 2 +1
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

The human's ghost haunts the Capybaras scaring them into hiding.  Oh, and the ghost made one single glove mysteriously disappeared.  That counts as -2 though, since usually people needs matching pair of gloves (unless you're Michael Jackson I guess).

Lemmings: 3
Backups: 3
Scarfs: 3
Gloves: 1 [-2]
Hats: 2
Ghost: 1 [+1]
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding*
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

*must be unhidden before any changes can be made to their numbers, and you cannot make changes in the same turn where they are unhidden.

Tried to back down from a needless risk but got back up to face it instead. This destroyed a whole town.

Lemmings: 3
Scarfs: 3
Backups: 2 [-1]
Gloves: 1
Hats: 2
Ghost: 1
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding*
Summer: 1
...: 1
Pokémon: Missingno.

*must be unhidden before any changes can be made to their numbers, and you cannot make changes in the same turn where they are unhidden.

"you can't have any of my ghost chips", from that funny video Clam showed months ago +1 ghosts 

Except everybody should know having a Missingno. in your party is dangerous! It has begun glitching up the scores, somebody quick take it out before the whole game is messed up. 

Lemmings: 3
Scarfs: 3
Backups: 2 [-1]
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Ghost: 2 [+1]
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding*
Summer: 12
...: -9
Pokémon: Missingno.

*must be unhidden before any changes can be made to their numbers, and you cannot make changes in the same turn where they are unhidden.

Nintendo recommends you release Missingno. to reverse the glitch effects. Unfortunately this doesn't work

-Missingno. Pokémon (removed)
-1 Nintendo

Lemmings: 3
Scarfs: 3
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Ghost: 2
Capybaras <-- [highlight to read]: 2 in hiding
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1

with the missingno. gone, glitches will stop but before it was removed, the ghosts turned into Clam and scarfs vanished (this happens often).
meanwhile the Capybaras came out of hiding. Now they're going after the poor Lemmings! 


Lemmings: 2 -1

Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Clam Spammer: 2
Capybaras: 3 [+1]
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1

The Lix come along to Lend a Helping Hand... with baseball bats!

Lemmings: 2
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Clam Spammer: 2
Capybaras: 2 [-1]
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1
Lix: 1 [+1]
Baseball bats: 1 [+1]

Per Clam's avatar picture...

Lemmings: 2
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Clam Spammer: 2
Capybaras: 2
Summer: 12
...: -9
Nintendo: -1
Lix: -∞ [-∞ x 2--the avatar picture is on an infinite loop, and there are 2 Clams at the moment...]
Baseball bats: 1

 

The Clams go on a summer holiday!

Lemmings: 2
Backups: 2
Gloves: A
doilies: 2
Clam Spammer: 0 [-2]
Capybaras: 2
Summer: 14 [+2]
...: -9
Nintendo: -1
Lix: -∞
Baseball bats: 1

Thread has been left too long, all items lose 1 point to attrition.

Lemmings: 1
Backups: 1
Gloves: A - 1
doilies: 1
Capybaras: 1
Summer: 13
...: -10
Nintendo: -2
Lix: -∞
Baseball bats: 0

I'm going to take off yet another point on all items simply because this game really seem to have run into the ground.  In another words -1 for "Lemmings vs Humans".  Maybe another nuke is in order.

Lemmings: 0
Backups: 0
Gloves: A - 2
doilies: 0
Capybaras: 0
Summer: 12
...: -11
Nintendo: -3
Lix: -∞
Baseball bats: -1

Hmm...so tempted to do the strike-out thing like in H&H games......

*Becomes bored and plays pokemon X in my 3ds*

Lemmings: 0
Backups: 0
Gloves: A - 2
doilies: 0
Capybaras: 0
Summer: 12
...: -11
Nintendo: -3
Lix: -∞
Baseball bats: -1
Pokémon:1 (back from the missingno problem)

*NUKE*

Everything dies, except:
- the lemmings exploit the nuke glitch to save the required 50%
- summer turns into nuclear winter


Lemmings: 50%
Nuclear winter: 12
Nukes: 1